# Share your Covidiot stories

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-covidiot-stories/852854>\
**Category:** The Quarantine Zone\
**Tags:** covid-quarantine\
**Created:** [April 29, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-covidiot-stories/852854 "2020-04-29T22:21:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2021, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-covidiot-stories/852854/1189 "2021-09-16T19:01:16Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> The number of conservatives killed so far is less than 1 percent of the vote that Trump received last November.

Maybe we need a mole in the Qanon world to start a new CT, the ~~COVID~~ Soros virus; vote Republican and die. The bamboo ballots from China are infused with the virus just in the R bubbles. You touch your pen to it, the virus goes right up the pen into your fingers and thus into your bloodstream. Ivermectin and UV lights don’t help because they’re in your gut and up your ass, respectively.

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