# Share your current Facebook status **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835 "2013-03-13T18:01:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/41 "2013-03-13T22:37:45Z")
“New Pope? I prefer the taste of Pope Classic.” ---
**Author:** ![iftheresaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@iftheresaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iftheresaway)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/42 "2013-03-13T22:39:48Z")
Well, right now it’s this: “Does the dishwasher have a “make things dirtier” selection? Because that’s what mine seems to have done and honestly, it’s not that helpful.” But I really need to steal this soon: > [@Stealth\_Potato](#): > > Last status I posted was [this photo](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578489_10151271225302330_1413941732_n.jpg), captioned “I’m a vegetarian so this is what hunting looks like.” > > For the record, I didn’t actually shoot the banana, I killed it in the usual way, by grabbing it behind the ears and flinging violently so that its entrails are expelled. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/43 "2013-03-13T23:09:01Z")
From yesterday morning: Barely made it to class on time because I just haaaaaaad to stop for a biscuit. When I crossed I-40 on Miami traffic was moving well, but when I came back to the exit ramp it was all stopped and backed up. Ugh. Of course, if I hadn’t stopped, I might have been involved in the wreck. So, I’ll just thank my lucky biscuit and be happy I got here at all! ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/44 "2013-03-13T23:14:40Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Today is a two Coke Zero day Off topic: Is 2 times coke zero, zero? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/45 "2013-03-13T23:33:51Z")
“Running spellcheck on intv. notes: ‘will make it easier to get private respot.’ I wonder what that meant?” ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/46 "2013-03-14T01:05:29Z")
“Ke$ha’s new album _Warrior_ comes out December 4! Only 76 more days!” It’s been almost six months since I bothered to update my status. And yes, the album kicks ass. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/47 "2013-03-14T01:28:59Z")
Mine says: ‘It’s been a good day so far. I am counting my blessings. :-)’ ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/48 "2013-03-14T02:08:33Z")
Mine is “FOUR,” referring to the fact that **Library1900** and I are getting married in that many days. Yes, we’re getting hitched on St. Patrick’s Day! Bring on the whiskey! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/49 "2013-03-14T02:13:58Z")
“The next person who gives me a “Thumbs Up!” is getting the finger.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/50 "2013-03-14T05:16:59Z")
Tonight was the Glospiel at the curling club; it’s played in the dark with glow sticks on all the stones, and we each had one around our necks so we didn’t walk into one another. It’s just like Tron, only geeky. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/51 "2013-03-14T05:35:59Z")
Mine is simply “Climbing” and is accompanied by a Strava link to a bike ride I did this morning that involved a fair bit of… climbing! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/52 "2013-03-14T14:40:28Z")
In the news today, CERN confirmed that they have identified a Higgs boson. In a related story, Pope Francis has mass. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/53 "2013-03-14T14:44:54Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Great googly moogly. I have to steal **Sampiro** ’s Facebook statuses more often. Already 12 Likes and a Share (although the Share changed “weep” to “cry”…) 😃 Two shares, 16 likes and 13 comments. And ditto 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/54 "2013-03-14T14:57:22Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > In the news today, CERN confirmed that they have identified a Higgs boson. In a related story, Pope Francis has mass. Golf clap. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/55 "2013-03-14T14:58:19Z")
The worst part of my job is seeing a dog that I KNOW needs to be put down and not being able to say anything. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/56 "2013-03-14T15:16:26Z")
Happy Pi day! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/57 "2013-03-14T16:15:01Z")
STOP SNOWING!!! Posted last week while we were getting about 10 inches of the blasted stuff, and again yesterday during a brief lake-effect induced whiteout. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/58 "2013-03-14T19:59:42Z")
“Pi day, Pi Day, gotta get down on Pi Day…” (sorry 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/59 "2013-03-14T20:02:21Z")
Gerbils like broad (fava) beans (this FB status is the latest in a series) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/60 "2013-03-14T20:30:33Z")
“My dogs are unhappy with the person who is sitting in her van across the street. I think she’s waiting for the neighbor to come out or something. My dogs can’t figure out why she hasn’t come over to play with them.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835.md?page=4)