# Share your current Facebook status **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835 "2013-03-13T18:01:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/61 "2013-03-14T23:28:12Z")
Mine says, “I think I should be paid for the times I dream I’m at work.” Not terribly exciting. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/62 "2013-03-14T23:42:43Z")
It’s surprising how many medical procedures make you want to pee. Congrats Book! Congrats Wedding! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/63 "2013-03-15T00:02:46Z")
Mine is a link to a drug bust and says “Small sleepy towns never make the news… Except (mine), which can’t stay out of it”. The subsequent conversation touched on _The Great Escape_, the plane crash last week, the conversion of the old butter factory, and how to say rabbit in Arabic. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/64 "2013-03-15T00:08:54Z")
\*Must. Read. Game. Of. Thrones. So. Angry. With. George. R. R. Martin. He’s worse than Steven Moffat with his plot twists.\* (I’m in Book Three, where it really starts to get interesting.) ---
**Author:** ![Charley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/97f17d/32.png) [@Charley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charley)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/65 "2013-03-15T10:55:55Z")
Did my webinar yesterday. 898 registrations in the end, I went global :), although actually only 306 were there for the live event. We had more questions than the host people have ever had and I don’t think any of them were along the lines of “what are you blithering on about?” (No prizes if you guessed that the very first response was “what are you blithering on about?” I laughed.) ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/66 "2013-03-15T12:02:10Z")
Things I must never say on a customer call: Would it have been too much trouble for your mother to have lain off the absinthe for nine months? ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/67 "2013-03-15T12:27:38Z")
I can’t believe they named the CPR dummy Resusci Anne and not Resusci Kate. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/68 "2013-03-15T13:29:20Z")
Oh, Pie Day! My belly laments. My soul rejoices. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/69 "2013-03-16T03:29:43Z")
I posted this photo of my little girl dipping her toes in our new pool. It’s still funky but she didn’t mind ![http://i1078.photobucket.com/albums/w482/CStephenson1/021_zps7aa78946.jpg](http://i1078.photobucket.com/albums/w482/CStephenson1/021_zps7aa78946.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/70 "2013-03-16T04:34:22Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Things I must never say on a customer call: Would it have been too much trouble for your mother to have lain off the absinthe for nine months? Stolen! However, changed to “things I should remember never to say to professor” ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/71 "2013-03-16T04:44:17Z")
My latest status, directed at work friends: > [@](#): > > [animal shelter] peeps, some may have seen the burgeoning friendship between Cannelloni and Ponderosa, but just fyi, at night, Ponderosa’s a bottom. Caught them three times! Couldn’t get a pic, they run away as soon as I spot them. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/72 "2013-03-16T18:02:48Z")
“Is it possible to die of extreme boredom?” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/73 "2013-03-16T18:39:34Z")
Question: is it too early in the morning for Bohemian Rhapsody? Answer: no. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/74 "2013-03-16T19:33:42Z")
11 months in Chicago, next month makes it a year! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/75 "2013-03-16T19:40:58Z")
Huh, I haven’t updated my status since Feb 16. Maybe I should update with something now, but I don’t have anything to say, and I’m not eating right now so it’s not like I can take a picture of my meal. Anyway, a month ago my status was “wedding invitation = gift subpoena.” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/76 "2013-03-16T19:56:16Z")
My TARDIS blanket is cozier on the inside. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_Hey_Paula)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/77 "2013-03-17T01:08:06Z")
My current Facebook status is information about my elderly father in law’s funeral. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835/78 "2013-03-17T01:45:53Z")
Off to SubVets for corned beef and cabbage… [That’s from three hours ago. I’m home again now…] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-current-facebook-status/652835.md?page=3)