# Share your favorite lines/quotes in the form of Soviet Russia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 2, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787 "2008-05-02T17:56:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787/1 "2008-05-02T17:56:50Z")

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Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=466142).

In Russia, you DO need thought control!

In Russia, marching bands take YOU into the city!

In Russia, oh, oh, oh, music listens to YOU!

In Russia, detectives watch YOU!

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787/2 "2008-05-03T00:56:50Z")

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[simpsons]In Soviet Union… Revue watches yooooooou![/simpsons]

Joe

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787/3 "2008-05-03T03:11:31Z")

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In Soviet Russia, what goes around comes around YOU!

In Soviet Russia, it is easier to get a camel through the eye of YOU!

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-lines-quotes-in-the-form-of-soviet-russia/447787/4 "2008-05-03T04:25:21Z")

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You can have your new Zaporozhet automobile in whatever color you want as long as that color is black, Comrade.