# Share your favorite song lyrics/quotes/pick-up lines... in the style of Yoda **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505 "2008-04-30T19:29:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/1 "2008-04-30T19:29:38Z")
Can’t decide if this is Game Room or CS so I’ll leave it to the mods. I think the title is self explanatory I think, but if not you should get the idea from these. “If living without you is, live I cannot.” (from YODA SINGS NILSSON) “Assholes your parents were, were they? For baby, the shit you are.” (Yoda in a single’s bar.) “To the yard all the boys your milkshake brings. Teach them you could, but charge you would have to.” ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/2 "2008-04-30T19:41:17Z")
“To each other, excellent always be…Dude.” Bill and Ted as quoted by Yoda. “Texas Chainsaw Massacre, from me away my Baby took.” Yoda quotes The Ramones “All your base are belong to us.” No, wait, that doesn’t work… “The Force, doin it rong ur.” Yoda’s LOLcats ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/3 "2008-04-30T20:29:32Z")
“Kid, looking at you here is.” _Casablanca_ Really changes the apparent meaning of the line. “Abide, the Dude does.” _The Little Green Yodowski_ “Turned to the Dark Side, have you been… Gave you seven children, I did. Downhearted have I been, ever since the day we met.” _How Green Can You Get?_, Y.Y. King ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/4 "2008-04-30T20:44:11Z")
“Inigo Montoya, I am. Killed my father, you did. Die, prepare to.” The last bit doesn’t work quite so well. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/5 "2008-04-30T21:13:47Z")
Green eggs and ham, I like them not, Sam Iam Yam, I, what yam, I. Not the world’s most passionet man, am I. KNOW, what I am I do. Man I am. Lola, was too. (I wonder if Yoda and Darth Vader sit around doing impressions of each other, or do they do Bob Dylan and John Wayne) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/6 "2008-04-30T21:36:26Z")
“Time, there is not. Trust me, you must… A hacksaw, get me!” -Yoda Bauer ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/7 "2008-04-30T23:06:03Z")
Yoda, Prince of Denmark “Be to, or to be not to, to be… not…or to be… to… Renaissance English to hell with! To off myself or not I ask!” ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/8 "2008-05-01T01:38:32Z")
A song, to us sing; the Piano Man you are! Tonight, a song to us sing! In the mood for a melody, we all are; Sing it allright, you must! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/9 "2008-05-01T01:51:46Z")
“All you need, love is.” “Like an animal, I want to fuck you.” ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/10 "2008-05-01T02:16:55Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] “Like an animal, I want to fuck you.” [/QUOTE] Laughing to the point of tears. I’ll never hear the song the same way again. PS- you owe me a new keyboard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/11 "2008-05-01T02:39:45Z")
Scarlett O’Yoda: “Tomorrow, another day is.” ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/12 "2008-05-01T13:34:31Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Yam, I, what yam, I. [/QUOTE] BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! M-I-C . . . Real soon, see you will I . . . K-E-Y . . . Do, or do not – there is no Y. Do, a man’s gotta what do, a man’s gotta. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/13 "2008-05-01T13:38:05Z")
My lady humps, lovely they are ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/14 "2008-05-01T14:48:03Z")
An offer he could refuse not, I made. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/15 "2008-05-01T14:55:11Z")
Shit! It froze me out on edit! That should be: _An offer refuse not he could, I made._ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/16 "2008-05-01T15:19:41Z")
Yoda’s tribute to Charlton Heston: Get my gun, they will when from my dead hands, pried it will be. ---
**Author:** ![RedSwinglineOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@RedSwinglineOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedSwinglineOne)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/17 "2008-05-01T17:06:07Z")
Yoda Tufnel: Go to eleven these do. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/18 "2008-05-01T17:16:49Z")
Bud, rose ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/19 "2008-05-01T17:21:55Z")
99 problems I have, but one a bitch is not. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/20 "2008-05-01T17:29:17Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Yoda’s tribute to Charlton Heston: Get my gun, they will when from my dead hands, pried it will be. [/QUOTE] I like this combination. Some more Yoda Hestonisms: “My people, let go!” “Your paws get off me, you damn dirty ape!” “Maniacs! Blew it up, you did! Hell! To hell, damn you all!” And back to The Big Lebowski one more time: “MMM-MMMM, a toe you seek? A toe can I get you. Ways, there are, Dude. Want to know about them, you do not, believe me. […] Hell, a toe I can get you by 3 o’clock this afternoon.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505.md?page=2)