# Share your favorite song lyrics/quotes/pick-up lines... in the style of Yoda **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 30, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505 "2008-04-30T19:29:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/21 "2008-05-01T18:03:06Z")
Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with the fur lookin at her The whole club was! Hit the flo she did and next thing you know Low low low low low low low low Shawty got! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/22 "2008-05-01T18:11:44Z")
Jules Yoda: Break your concentration, did I? My intention that was not. Something about best intentions you were saying? Oh, finished you were? Well then, to retort allow me. Marsellus Wallace looks like, what does? Brett: What? Jules Yoda: What country from are you? Brett: What? Jules Yoda: No country I ever heard of, what is. English in What, do they speak? Brett: What? Jules Yoda: _English, motherfucker, speak it do you?_ Brett: Yes. Jules Yoda: Then know what I’m sayin’ do you! Brett: Yes. Jules Yoda: What Marsellus Wallace looks like, describe! Brett: What? Jules Yoda: What, say again! What, say again, motherfucker, one more Goddamn time, what, say again! Brett: He’s b-b-black… Jules Yoda: On, go. Brett: He’s bald… Jules Yoda: Look like a bitch does he? Brett: What? [Jules Yoda shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules Yoda: LOOK…LIKE…A…BITCH…DOES…HE? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/23 "2008-05-01T18:17:38Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] I like this combination. Some more Yoda Hestonisms: “My people, let go!” “Your paws get off me, you damn dirty ape!” “Maniacs! Blew it up, you did! Hell! To hell, damn you all!” [/QUOTE] See I every chimp and hate I do From Chimpan to Chimpan, Z back to A Monkey, will you make, me out of, never ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/24 "2008-05-01T18:33:41Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] See I every chimp and hate I do From Chimpan to Chimpan, Z back to A Monkey, will you make, me out of, never [/QUOTE] “Have a cow, man, do not.” ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/25 "2008-05-01T23:46:09Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Yoda, Prince of Denmark “Be to, or to be not to, to be… not…or to be… to… Renaissance English to hell with! To off myself or not I ask!” [/QUOTE] “Be neither a borrower nor a lender.” Wait. No. Oh, here we go. “Be true to thine own self.” Hm. Polonius must have been channeling Yoda already. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/26 "2008-05-02T02:25:42Z")
\*Newt, she turned me into. \* ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/27 "2008-05-02T14:05:38Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear] \*Newt, she turned me into. \* [/QUOTE] And again, BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! RR If nailed to the perch you had not, daisy-pushing-up would he be. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/28 "2008-05-02T14:10:12Z")
A damn I do not give, frankly. Louis, a beautiful friendship that this is beginning I think it is. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/29 "2008-05-02T16:43:34Z")
If a beautiful body I said you had, hold it against me would you? HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. In a pineapple under the sea who lives? Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he. If something you wish nautical nonsense be, Then on the deck you must drop and like a fish you must flop. Just a bill am I, yes, only a bill am I, And sitting here on Capitol Hill I am. Well, to the Capital City a long, long journey it is And while I’m sitting in committee a long long wait it is But a law someday I know I’ll be… At least, hope and pray that I will I do But today, still just a bill am I. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/30 "2008-05-02T17:05:27Z")
[QUOTE=mobo85] HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly. [/QUOTE] Mobo has found the one and only way to make that commercial more annoying. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/31 "2008-05-02T17:19:26Z")
Slight hijack: I’m doing quality assurance testing for a licensed Star Wars game. The other day, one of my testers bugged Yoda’s speech as being “ungrammatical.” Strong with the force, she is not. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/32 "2008-05-02T17:22:33Z")
Education we need not. Thought control we need not. In classroom, dark sarcasm be there need not. Leave alone we kids, teachers! ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/33 "2008-05-02T18:04:18Z")
This parrot no more is! ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/34 "2008-05-03T05:28:33Z")
**Yoda Descartes** : “Think, do I: I am, therefore.” **Yoda of the Ring** : “To rule them all, one ring; to find them, one ring; to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, one ring!” **Yoda on the Roof** : “A fiddler on the roof. Crazy, it sounds, no? But here, might you say, a fiddler on the roof is every one of us - a simple tune, trying to scratch out without his neck breaking. Not easy it is. Ask may you: ‘Why stay up there do we if so dangerous it is?’ Well, stay do we because our home this is. And keep our balance how do we? Tell you that in one word can I: tradition!” ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/35 "2008-05-03T06:35:33Z")
“For my man, waiting I am Twenty-six dollars, my hand is in Never early is he Late he always is Have to wait always you do, is thing first you learn.” Yoda fronts the Velvet Underground ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/36 "2008-05-03T14:14:31Z")
\*\*Pickup Yoda: \*\* A mirror in your pants there is…for see myself clearly in them I do. **Kanye Yoda:** Say she is a Goldigger I am not…but broke n\*\*ga’s with her, I do not see. \*\*Ash Yoda: \*\* Some sugar to me you must give ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/37 "2008-05-03T14:43:16Z")
Nantucket, a man from I knew once Suck it, so long was his dong he could His chin, he did wipe, oh yes His grin, he said with, oh yes F_ck it, I could if a c_nt it was. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/38 "2008-05-03T19:17:08Z")
I didn’t write this one, but I like it: ```auto try { do { this->thing (true); } while (! donot); } catch (...) { System.DoesNotExist ("try"); } ``` ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/39 "2008-05-03T20:41:33Z")
Up in the sky you must look. A bird, a plane it is not. Superman it is. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favorite-song-lyrics-quotes-pick-up-lines-in-the-style-of-yoda/447505/40 "2008-05-03T20:51:16Z")
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