# Share your favoritef classic funny threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253 "2007-12-08T04:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/1 "2007-12-08T04:04:46Z")
I’ll start off with the guy who played a big part in me joining the SDMB, **Master Wang-Ka** : [A Christmas collection](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383776) [The Subtle Tortures of the Vlork](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383246) [Ka-BOOM!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300986) [The Horror of Toobs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=200002) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/2 "2007-12-08T04:39:05Z")
Oh dear, where do I begin? [Will Somebody Please Stop the Farting?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149634) [Auntie Em’s Missing Coworker Part 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=190562) [Auntie Em’s Missing Coworker Part 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=191723) [Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina? - best title ever?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=430352) [The Telemarketer Speaks. I Respond. - the thread that made me register](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51270&highlight=telemarketer+speaks) I am currently trying to track down **aha’s** “ever shit your pants?” thread, but I’m having trouble. I am, however, coming across some classic **lieu** threads. I’m sure these selections speak volumes about me. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/3 "2007-12-08T04:46:56Z")
If it weren’t for the two character rule this reply would have consisted, simply of… a edit: anyone got a link to it? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/4 "2007-12-08T04:47:23Z")
Here is Billy Rubin’s “prehensile rectum thread” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957&highlight=prehensile+rectum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957&highlight=prehensile+rectum) ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/5 "2007-12-08T04:48:43Z")
Dude, **auntie em** ’s coworker thread brought me to the boards. I love that stuff. I owe you one, **auntie em**! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/6 "2007-12-08T04:49:26Z")
[The Horror of Blimps](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/7 "2007-12-08T04:52:37Z")
Well bless my heart, I did a search on my username and “shit pants” and lo and behold, here it is the classic poopy pants thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=73517&highlight=shit+pants](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=73517&highlight=shit+pants) ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/8 "2007-12-08T14:00:13Z")
And Yea, the Child of Filth Did Arise [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143463&highlight=verily](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143463&highlight=verily) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/9 "2007-12-08T14:09:19Z")
The SDMB Holiday Season officially starts with the bumping of the [“Rudolph” T.V. Special](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=48886) thread. ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/10 "2007-12-08T14:49:13Z")
I can’t find it on Search now, and not sure of the thread title, but it was something to the effect of “I burn you dog” and had me in stitches. Anybody recall this one? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/11 "2007-12-08T15:05:02Z")
Looks like “Great balls of hey lady” has gone into the void. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/12 "2007-12-08T15:27:02Z")
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff] I can’t find it on Search now, and not sure of the thread title, but it was something to the effect of “I burn you dog” and had me in stitches. Anybody recall this one? [/QUOTE] > **[The rock in the box: I burning your dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203185)** > > If there is one person I could mercilessly kill… without being a war… a bar fight… or “the right situation”, It would have to be the inventor of the rock in the box. What THE fuck were you thinking? -Or in this case, what were you supposed to be... The funny things said during intimate moments thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/13 "2007-12-08T16:15:10Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] I’ll start off with the guy who played a big part in me joining the SDMB, **Master Wang-Ka** : [A Christmas collection](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383776) [The Subtle Tortures of the Vlork](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383246) [Ka-BOOM!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300986) [The Horror of Toobs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=200002) [/QUOTE] I don’t know how I could possibly have missed those the first time around. Hilarious, I can’t pick a favorite but I liked this line from Ka-BOOM, > [@](#): > > I knew how they felt, you see. When something you’ve created erupts in fire and thunder and a shower of sparks, you can’t help laughing… . After reading that post I was amazed that he had survived into adulthood. Although it saddened me to see that Master Wang-ka is now listed as a guest. Any chance we could get him back? I’d donate to the worthy cause. It was a link to Scylla’s Horror of Blimps in a friend’s LJ that led me to the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/14 "2007-12-08T16:52:15Z")
**Master Wang-Ka** was a great story teller, almost on par with **Scylla**. This thread is one of my all time favourites: [A Nice Set Of Melons](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=195331&). ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/15 "2007-12-08T20:31:10Z")
[QUOTE=Lobsang] edit: anyone got a link to it? [/QUOTE] Ask and ye shall receive. [a](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=158752&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) More of my favorites: [Are scalar weapons for real?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=202225&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) The beginning of one of the best inside jokes on the board. [Halvsie, the two-legged dog.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51807&pagenumber=1) I still laugh until I’m in tears from this one. [Not many people know that…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283407) Right up there with the scalar weapons thread. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/16 "2007-12-08T21:25:24Z")
What about [The Cooler of Death](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177712)? And the origin of the [18" DHIBJD](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235) And the single best argument, ever, for the board’s need for the [edit function](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892). ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/17 "2007-12-08T21:48:04Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] And the single best argument, ever, for the board’s need for the [edit function](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892). [/QUOTE] Was that the birth of that phrase? ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/18 "2007-12-08T21:48:59Z")
What happened to Scylla’s spectacular **Nazi Groundhog** thread? I can find it on a search, but it won’t open. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/19 "2007-12-08T21:52:39Z")
[QUOTE=Lobsang] Was that the birth of that phrase? [/QUOTE] Yes. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/20 "2007-12-08T21:53:57Z")
[Hal.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640&highlight=sheep) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=2)