# Share your favoritef classic funny threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253 "2007-12-08T04:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/21 "2007-12-08T22:41:03Z")
In light of a recent thread about jalapenos causing the OP’s anus to burn I searched in vain for the classic “I have a serious case of wolfass” But I did find lieu’s “When deer take a stand” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150992&highlight=deer+stand](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150992&highlight=deer+stand) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/22 "2007-12-08T22:50:06Z")
My Bladder Knows I’m Home [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166577&highlight=Bladder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166577&highlight=Bladder) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/23 "2007-12-08T23:27:49Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] … And the single best argument, ever, for the board’s need for the [edit function](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892). [/QUOTE] I never knew that was the origin of that phrase and how did that thread not make it past the first page on that phrase alone? I was here for many of these threads, how did I miss these? Someone needs to PM me when interesting things happen so I don’t feel so left out. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/24 "2007-12-09T00:57:11Z")
Okay, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who finds the TMI threads are the best. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/25 "2007-12-09T03:51:51Z")
And I wish I had missed your TMI post in the Olestra thread, **scout1222**. Somehow knowing what you look like in person makes it 10 times worse. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/26 "2007-12-09T04:09:04Z")
One more **Master Wang-Ka** story that I feel must be shared. It’s post #31 in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242716), but there are some other goodies along the way. (Wasn’t he the one with the story about the attempt to cook dinner involving broken glass, aerosol cans, someone called Gorilla, IIRC, and a timer slightly the worse for wear? Yes. The specific story I’m thinking of is post #50 in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151037), but don’t read just that one. Much _ahem_ goodness abounds in this thread.) ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/27 "2007-12-09T05:43:17Z")
Holy shit…I just spent a longass time reading about Auntie Em’s co-worker. It just drops off…WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/28 "2007-12-09T05:58:06Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] One more **Master Wang-Ka** story that I feel must be shared. It’s post #31 in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242716), but there are some other goodies along the way. (Wasn’t he the one with the story about the attempt to cook dinner involving broken glass, aerosol cans, someone called Gorilla, IIRC, and a timer slightly the worse for wear? Yes. The specific story I’m thinking of is post #50 in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151037), but don’t read just that one. Much _ahem_ goodness abounds in this thread.) [/QUOTE] Dayum! That guy is a genius. His last post was October 2006 - anybody know where he is? (To ask the whole board, would a GQ be acceptable?) ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/29 "2007-12-09T06:38:56Z")
I’m going to have a freaking panic attack if someone doesn’t tell me about Auntie Em’s coworker. It’s almost 2008 there has to be more information on this since then ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/30 "2007-12-09T10:37:06Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] I’m going to have a freaking panic attack if someone doesn’t tell me about Auntie Em’s coworker. It’s almost 2008 there has to be more information on this since then [/QUOTE] [The drama continues.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=191723) [And continues…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=210407) […and continues…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=191723) […and continues…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=280661) […aaaaand concludes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=406223) That last thread starts out with a summary if you don’t feel like taking a week off of work to catch up. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/31 "2007-12-09T14:42:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] And I wish I had missed your TMI post in the Olestra thread, **scout1222**. Somehow knowing what you look like in person makes it 10 times worse. [/QUOTE] I guess this means you’ll never sit next to me at a Dopefest. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/32 "2007-12-09T14:50:45Z")
Heh - I just reread that thread. God I kill me. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/33 "2007-12-09T19:48:39Z")
Though it’s just a few days old, I believe that **justanoldvet’s** [How to Catch a 37 Pound Salmon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=446666) should be added to the pantheon of classically funny posts. Well done, Vet! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/34 "2007-12-09T19:49:32Z")
> [@scout1222](#): > > I guess this means you’ll never sit next to me at a Dopefest. ☹ I _already_ don’t sit next to you at Dopefests. 😃 Just kidding! As long as you’re not eating anything with Olestra, we’re fine. 😉 In all seriousness, I just need to scrub the image from my brain. (Look on the bright side, anyway: some guys are into that. :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/35 "2007-12-09T20:59:16Z")
[Nonie and Oscar’s Christmas display](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=16796) ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/36 "2007-12-09T21:07:00Z")
[Toy Story- No gun for Woody?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305728) ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/37 "2007-12-09T21:30:54Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67] [Nonie and Oscar’s Christmas display](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=16796) [/QUOTE] Shouldn’t we also have a moment of silence for the [Christmas Phallus](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=310749)? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/38 "2007-12-09T23:51:37Z")
One of the best trolls we ever had inspired [this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=131082&highlight=uterus+prolapsed) Follow the links in the OP first. This [individual post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6888390&postcount=55) slays me. Someone’s going to link to “If LOTR had been written by someone else” soon, but that’s not the only time we’ve all convened on the [same](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=184247) [subject.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352304) Another SDMB [meme.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296939) ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/39 "2007-12-09T23:55:28Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] And the origin of the [18" DHIBJD](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235) [/QUOTE] I still have that corset, but he never did make a coat of plates… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/40 "2007-12-09T23:57:16Z")
[QUOTE=FaerieBeth] I still have that corset, but he never did make a coat of plates… [/QUOTE] Does that mean that something has happened to the 18"DHIBJD? Quelle dommage! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=3)