# Share your favoritef classic funny threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253 "2007-12-08T04:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/41 "2007-12-10T00:02:47Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Does that mean that something has happened to the 18"DHIBJD? [/quote] We have it in reserve, so we can leave it out in plain view in the event of our ever going through with our murder-suicide pact. 😛 [QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Quelle dommage! [/QUOTE] Nice one! ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/42 "2007-12-10T00:25:48Z")
Definitely [Vampires vs. Athiests](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=420962&highlight=vampire+athiest) was my favorite. Probably because I got **Der Trihs** in a tizzy over nothing. He’s allright though. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/43 "2007-12-10T00:28:02Z")
I just remembered another one of Scylla’s classic threads: His problems when he prepares for the wrong kind of [wandering herbivore](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=373196). Yes, it’s like a wandering monster, but with more manure. ---
**Author:** ![CoBa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@CoBa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoBa)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/44 "2007-12-11T00:27:04Z")
[Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/45 "2007-12-11T00:40:08Z")
[QUOTE=CoBa] [Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764) [/QUOTE] I’ve never seen that before. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Pixilated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aeb1de/32.png) [@Pixilated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixilated)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/46 "2007-12-11T00:56:02Z")
Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER! -Sampiro Projammer introduced me to the board and would speak highly of Sampiro’s gift of writing - how could I possibly disagree?! ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/47 "2007-12-11T06:07:47Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] I’ll start off with the guy who played a big part in me joining the SDMB, **Master Wang-Ka** : [A Christmas collection](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383776) [The Subtle Tortures of the Vlork](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383246) [Ka-BOOM!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300986) [The Horror of Toobs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=200002) [/QUOTE] I [heart] this dude. Any chance of getting him to re-up? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/48 "2007-12-11T06:08:25Z")
Well, he’s selling a book of his stories somewhere, so buying a copy might help. ---
**Author:** ![ThirdCultureKid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@ThirdCultureKid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThirdCultureKid)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/49 "2007-12-11T07:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=CoBa] [Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764) [/QUOTE] Oh man, that’s _awesome_! ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/50 "2007-12-11T11:18:01Z")
I know I’ve posted this before in similar threads, but when I need a laugh, I sometimes go back and read [Would you shoot child and kill your child in this situation?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289696&) (It’s a lot funnier than the title might suggest, I promise.) ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/51 "2007-12-11T12:52:04Z")
[QUOTE=CoBa] [Let us not forget Homer’s magical voyage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764) [/QUOTE] Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse! That was awesome. So was the Monkey Butler one which unfortunately seems to have disappeared into the mists of time. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/52 "2007-12-11T14:52:39Z")
There was a thread, in which someone pitted his brother for playing a trick with two christmas decorations. I think one was just a Santa head, (Santa Head of Doom?) and the other was a dancing Santa. He rigged them to set each other off and scared the she-it out of the poster. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/53 "2007-12-11T15:08:48Z")
I laughed like a fool over this discussion about [goose](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356653), which also saw another minor meme get started. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/54 "2007-12-11T16:03:17Z")
Here’s one of my personal favorites: [I stuck my wedding ring up my nose.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=209087) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/55 "2007-12-11T21:08:59Z")
[**Man’s Inhumanity To Man {With Carrots}**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366356) always cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/56 "2007-12-12T01:24:28Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Well, he’s selling a book of his stories somewhere, so buying a copy might help. [/QUOTE] Any details? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/57 "2007-12-12T01:35:59Z")
Not that I can remember. I was hoping someone else still had the link. ---
**Author:** ![ThirdCultureKid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@ThirdCultureKid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThirdCultureKid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/58 "2007-12-12T01:41:23Z")
The infamous meltdown of **Beryl\_MoonCalf** > **[Question for Beryl\_Mooncalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211820)** > > In this thread, I asked Beryl\_mooncalf a question which he or she dodged and ultimately refused to answer, suggesting that it was a hijack. Which, I’m prepared to concede, it was, although tangentially relevant to the OP. But, given Beryl\_Mooncalf’s... will always be waaay up there for me. It’s just… _stunning_, complete with incoherent babble. ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/59 "2007-12-12T04:48:21Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Not that I can remember. I was hoping someone else still had the link. [/QUOTE] [This](http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/doctorbedlam/) may be it. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/60 "2007-12-12T04:53:53Z")
That’s the one, thanks! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=4)