# Share your favoritef classic funny threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253 "2007-12-08T04:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/61 "2007-12-12T04:59:06Z")
You’re quite welcome. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/62 "2007-12-13T12:53:33Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] There was a thread, in which someone pitted his brother for playing a trick with two christmas decorations. I think one was just a Santa head, (Santa Head of Doom?) and the other was a dancing Santa. He rigged them to set each other off and scared the she-it out of the poster. [/QUOTE] Haha! That was me! I was the victim of the Disembodied Santa Head [Of Death]. It even got [Threadspotted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132109). Truly one of my greatest moments on SDMB. Also nice to read now, five years later. My brother’s grown a lot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/63 "2007-12-13T13:33:57Z")
[QUOTE=scout1222] Well bless my heart, I did a search on my username and “shit pants” and lo and behold, here it is the classic poopy pants thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=73517&highlight=shit+pants](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=73517&highlight=shit+pants) [/QUOTE] I think this thread will win the award, but there was another one…The \*Reefer Madness \* thread, in which **Seven** boils down the plot in post #18. Pure genius. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/64 "2007-12-13T16:27:40Z")
My vote goes to **cmyk** ’s [DON’T Stump the Guy with Average Knowledge](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441590&highlight=stump) thread. It was just so unpredictable which answers he would get and not get, and he was such a good sport about the whole thing. It was also funny to see the Braniac Dopers realize they were losing the game if they showed off their own smarts too much. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/65 "2007-12-13T16:40:20Z")
[QUOTE=auRa] Haha! That was me! I was the victim of the Disembodied Santa Head [Of Death]. It even got [Threadspotted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132109). Truly one of my greatest moments on SDMB. Also nice to read now, five years later. My brother’s grown a lot. 😃 [/QUOTE] So I guess he lived. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/66 "2007-12-13T17:08:06Z")
[QUOTE=dbuzman] [This](http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/doctorbedlam/) may be it. [/QUOTE] Sweet! Thanks for that link… just sent him an e-mail, 'cause I want a copy of his book. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/67 "2007-12-13T18:07:35Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Sweet! Thanks for that link… just sent him an e-mail, 'cause I want a copy of his book. 🆒 [/QUOTE] As did I. Sadly, he is out of print copies and has been for a while. Just in case anyone else wants one. I did ask if he’ll have any more any time in the future. He hasn’t answered me yet. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/68 "2007-12-13T18:11:42Z")
There was one thread a while back that I absolutely loved. I believe the OP had been on an interview and been asked what kind of animal he would like to be and why. He thought this a strange question and asked the Dopers what kind of animals _they_ would be. Hilarity ensued. There was one post in particular that I still remember. Someone decided they’d like to be pubic lice and used the phrase “calling, calling softly from your underwear…” I couldn’t breathe for laughing. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/69 "2007-12-13T19:14:47Z")
Since you guy have mad SDMB search skillz, maybe you can clue me in on the whole \*\*Autolycus \*\* and the ladle thing? I missed that one. And speaking of Threadspotting, I give you **Velma** and [The Cooler of Death](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177712). ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/70 "2007-12-13T19:24:18Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Since you guy have mad SDMB search skillz, maybe you can clue me in on the whole \*\*Autolycus \*\* and the ladle thing? I missed that one. . [/QUOTE] [Buttsex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413334&highlight=ladle) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/71 "2007-12-13T19:32:15Z")
Oh. Um…bit sorry now that I asked, considering I met said Doper at OrlanDope, and there are some things that…er, well. Okay, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/72 "2007-12-13T19:39:17Z")
[QUOTE=Stauderhorse] “calling, calling softly from your underwear…” [/QUOTE] [Pubic Lice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367815&page=1&pp=50&highlight=pubic+louse) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/73 "2007-12-13T19:39:37Z")
[QUOTE=Kyla] I know I’ve posted this before in similar threads, but when I need a laugh, I sometimes go back and read [Would you shoot child and kill your child in this situation?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289696&) (It’s a lot funnier than the title might suggest, I promise.) [/QUOTE] I think the title’s pretty funny. It reads like Frankenstein said it: “Would you shoot child? I no shoot child! I throw child down well! Fire bad! Arghh!” ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/74 "2007-12-13T20:36:18Z")
I wonder how you pronounce “favoritef”. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/75 "2007-12-13T20:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=congodwarf] [Pubic Lice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367815&page=1&pp=50&highlight=pubic+louse) [/QUOTE] YES! Muchos gracias. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/76 "2019-11-17T13:47:17Z")
Can you fart through your dick? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=504053&highlight=fart](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=504053&highlight=fart) ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/77 "2019-11-19T00:42:38Z")
What, doesn’t everybo…? Thank you, thank you, for reanimating this beauty. Looking forward to hours of fun, exploring these. MY question - in the last year there was a “your funniest joke” thread, which kinda got outa hand, as well as funnier and funnier, and finally a mod named something like Mrs Grundy stepped in and closed it. I searched awhile ago and couldn’t locate it. Do the mods have the power to VANISH a thread? Dan ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/78 "2019-11-19T01:09:00Z")
I have read most of these before (and they’re all still funny) but when re-viewing the [Olestra](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892)thread I just realized/learned that the author of Penis Ensued is no longer posting. Aak. **Anastasaeon** , Please Come Home! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253/79 "2019-11-19T14:42:59Z")
Since I linked to our Christmas tradition thread (12 years ago!), here’s our Thanksgiving tradition thread: [Is Alice’s Restaurant a tradition for your Thanksgiving?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=632529) After bumping it this year, I reread it and it is hilarious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-favoritef-classic-funny-threads/429253.md?page=3)