# Share your nerdy science pick up line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901 "2007-01-22T00:40:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/21 "2007-01-22T18:15:16Z")

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Baby, I like your shapefile. If you give me your UTM’s, we could get together for some thermal band sensing.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/22 "2007-01-22T18:38:56Z")

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C’mon up to my apartment, & we can _heterodyne_.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/23 "2007-01-22T19:30:21Z")

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For once, want to be _happy_ your post got eaten?

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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/24 "2007-01-23T01:37:57Z")

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[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]  
I’d climb into Schrödinger’s box if _your_ pussy was inside.  
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Heh, I like this one.

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/25 "2007-01-23T03:48:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunshine and Smiles]  
I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangential to your curves.  
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Or, I wish I was a Taylor series so I could get closer and closer to your curves.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/26 "2007-01-25T14:29:00Z")

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Can I divide your Pi?

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/27 "2007-01-25T21:32:59Z")

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Hey, wanna ditch this joint and go to the h-bar?  
…I’ll show you some properties of tunnelling later.

Let’s find out where concave meets convex, shall we?

I’m a physical oceanographer. I study the motion of the ocean. Shall we make some waves?

Or, even worse:

Hey baby, wanna see my h-bar? It’s as big as a Planck.

😃

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-nerdy-science-pick-up-line/388901/28 "2007-01-25T23:06:44Z")

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Mind if I borrow your [Kundt’s tube](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundt%27s_tube) for the weekend?

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