# Share your Super Bowl related joke experiences here! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 2, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214 "2004-02-02T18:55:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/1 "2004-02-02T18:55:36Z")
The anchors on CNBC have been joking about the “wardrobe malfunction” comment all morning. I haven’t encountered any other jokes yet, but after Letterman (and unfortunately Leno) are on tonight, I’m sure more jokes will be out there. How long of a shelf life are we looking at for this thing? The rest of the week? After this week’s elections will it be overshadowed? But anyway, what are the jokes out there? I can’t believe there isn’t an email of jokes circulating yet (or that I haven’t received it). ---
**Author:** ![Titan2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Titan2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Titan2)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/2 "2004-02-03T00:48:05Z")
The tit sees it’s shadow seems to be all over the place. 2nd round could be “that much silicone/saline hasn’t been exposed since–” Followed by Victoria’s secret isn’t a secret,or variations with other bra manufacturers.Haven’t kept up with those ads in years.Don’t know their taglines. The old Maidenform?ads "I dreamed I was–,would have been all over the place with I dreamed I lost my bra at the Superbowl. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/3 "2004-02-03T05:53:57Z")
“Don’t do that nipple piercing, princess, somebody could chip a tooth on that.” I believe she wanted revenge on all those guys who signed up for _The Lingerie Bowl._ Janet wanted to one-up the Madonna-Britney kiss. The increased buzz will be worth the fines for (\*) on television. I don’t believe the apologies at all. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/4 "2004-02-03T14:58:20Z")
Did ya hear that the groundhog saw his shadow? I guess that means it’ll be six weeks before we see Janet Jackson’s other boob. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/5 "2004-02-04T00:20:38Z")
When Jessica Simpson came out (AKA the dumbest person on the planet) my daughter chimed in with “Welcome to the World’s Series” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/6 "2004-02-04T18:52:24Z")
Steve Sommers of WFAN (660 AM, New York) had a hilarious monologue on the subject last night aroung 6:30. Amongst the lines I recall are “It’s good to see that plastic surgery has been kind to at least one member of the Jackson family.” “Justin Timberlake made the best one-handed grab in the Super Bowl” I wish I had that whole monologue on tape. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/7 "2004-02-04T23:15:05Z")
In the “Let It Out” column in this morning’s (Feb. 4, 2004) _Indianapolis Star_ : “The biggest boob I saw on the Super Bowl show was George W. Bush.” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/8 "2004-02-05T00:18:51Z")
Janet Jackson released a single today… ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/share-your-super-bowl-related-joke-experiences-here/227214/9 "2004-02-05T01:13:23Z")
One other line I just remembered: “Justin Timberlake must have been playing for the Patriots, because if he were a Panther, Fox would have had him go for two.”