# Sharing my diarrhea **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551 "2013-02-07T04:03:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/1 "2013-02-07T04:03:22Z")
I know how you all love to share, so I thought I’d share that I have a mild case of diarrhea tonight. No idea where it came from but I was first feeling it around noon time. I just have to clench the old sphincter a few times an hour and finally let loose once in a while. Fortunately it’s not a burning hot stream of acid like liquid type. Mind you, I don’t literally want to share. You are not invited over to watch, sniff, or take samples. Though I suppose there is a niche market _somewhere_ for this if I bottle it up. Can I sell my own shit on eBay? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/2 "2013-02-07T04:05:42Z")
I can’t believe I actually opened up this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/3 "2013-02-07T04:07:39Z")
My cat loves the share theirs… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/4 "2013-02-07T16:25:28Z")
Diarrhea happens. Thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/5 "2013-02-07T17:17:08Z")
My favorite Bullwer Lytton sentence of all time is unfortunately not one of mine, but it works on so many levels. “Diarrhea runs in my family.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/6 "2013-02-07T17:20:26Z")
If you really wanted to share you’d climb up on an old NYC bridge pylon, drop trou, bend over and squirt your stuff through the air while a _friend_ takes a picture and then posts it on the internet. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/7 "2013-02-07T17:23:58Z")
If there’s ever been a proper place for the 'ol “pics or it didn’t happen line”… …it’s not here. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/8 "2013-02-07T17:37:04Z")
I’m constipated. If we could just combine our digestive tracks into one… …that’d be really gross. ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/9 "2013-02-07T18:19:16Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > \>snip\< Though I suppose there is a niche market _somewhere_ for this if I bottle it up. Can I sell my own shit on eBay? Rule 34. If you sell it with a video of the extraction and bottling process you could be a millionaire by Monday. ((shudder)) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/10 "2013-02-07T18:56:28Z")
Old joke: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th one enjoys it? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/11 "2013-02-07T19:40:58Z")
\*Oh shit, it’s bigger It’s bigger than you And you are not me The toilet I will go to The distance to the john Oh no, I’ve said too much I’ve said enough That’s me in the shitter That’s me in the spotlight Sharing my diarrhea Trying to keep up with poo And I don’t know if I can do it Oh no, I’ve said too much I haven’t said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you cringe I think I thought I saw you cry\* ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/12 "2013-02-07T20:00:23Z")
Ooh, man, now I’m regretting paying Ed for the Premium Scratch-‘N’-Sniff Membership… ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/13 "2013-02-07T20:09:36Z")
For what it’s worth… I had it this morning too. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/14 "2013-02-07T20:11:42Z")
[Madge] You’re soaking in it. [/Madge] ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/15 "2013-02-07T20:18:22Z")
Some people think it’s funny but it’s really brown and runny ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/16 "2013-02-07T20:19:49Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > IMind you, I don’t literally want to share. You are not invited over to watch, sniff, or take samples. This is just too bad. Among the bizarre e-mails I have gotten at work was a request from a faculty member at the research center next door asking for samples of human diarrhea. I think you could have made him very happy. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/17 "2013-02-07T20:38:52Z")
I hope this diarrhea isn’t contagious. Oh, I never should have opened this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/18 "2013-02-07T20:50:10Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > This is just too bad. Among the bizarre e-mails I have gotten at work was a request from a faculty member at the research center next door asking for samples of human diarrhea. I think you could have made him very happy. Sounds like an interesting guy. But I wouldn’t want to shake his hand. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/19 "2013-02-07T21:10:34Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Sounds like an interesting guy. But I wouldn’t want to shake his hand. No shit. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharing-my-diarrhea/649551/20 "2013-02-07T21:17:15Z")
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