# Sharknado....check. What's next? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 7, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011 "2014-08-07T06:21:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/1 "2014-08-07T06:21:44Z")
Shih Tzuami? Orangutavalanche? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/2 "2014-08-07T07:55:00Z")
Not exactly the same, but there is sharktopus vs pteracuda. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/3 "2014-08-07T08:54:34Z")
Can’t beat sharks, so let’s keep Shih Tzus and orangutans out of it. Journey with us now, to the famed _Ring of Fire_, where a careless souvenir hunter has royally pissed off Madame Pele. Her response to the hapless tourists and hula girls? _Shark-cano!!!_ Featuring cameos by Taylor Lautner and Taylor Dooley, reprising their roles of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/4 "2014-08-07T10:45:57Z")
Richter 10 Armadillos. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/5 "2014-08-07T10:48:31Z")
I recently saw a picture of bunnado lotsa cute ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/6 "2014-08-07T11:57:22Z")
Corgilanche vs Hamsterquake! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/7 "2014-08-07T12:15:48Z")
> [@madrabbitwoman](#): > > I recently saw a picture of bunnado > > lotsa cute I guess you never saw “Night of the Lepus”. Well, for Sharknado they crossed a destructive force of nature with a deadly animal with a combination name that’s easy to say. So, maybe “Pirannacane”? I think “Box Jellyfishicane” is too busy sounding. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/8 "2014-08-07T12:30:30Z")
They can go bigger, with a Hippopoticane or a Tyrannostorm. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/9 "2014-08-07T12:44:58Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Shih Tzuami? Maybe “Shih Tztorm” for the _double entendre_ effect. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/10 "2014-08-07T12:46:29Z")
_Megamongoose Vs Mechacobra_ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/11 "2014-08-07T12:48:40Z")
Hivquake. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/12 "2014-08-07T12:49:28Z")
_The Night It Rained Cats And Dogs_ ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/13 "2014-08-07T14:21:01Z")
Tiger Shark vs. Lionfish: who would win? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/14 "2014-08-07T14:23:51Z")
Tigerphoon! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/15 "2014-08-07T14:24:51Z")
**Squidalanche vs. Sharknado: Wrath of the Cobracondapus**. I am _going_ to get a cobracondapus movie made, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/16 "2014-08-07T14:28:45Z")
_Ice Storm Zebra_ For the young’uns. [Ice Station Zebra](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063121/) ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/17 "2014-08-07T14:30:51Z")
Octocane! It’s a Class Eight! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/18 "2014-08-07T14:45:01Z")
Short featurette-_Gigaguppies Vs. Supersmelt_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/19 "2014-08-07T14:48:07Z")
_It Came Up From Beneath The Beach-Geoducktopus!_ ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/20 "2014-08-07T16:15:04Z")
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