# Sharknado....check. What's next? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 7, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011 "2014-08-07T06:21:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/21 "2014-08-07T17:00:51Z")
I read that it is a part of the culture at SyFy that people just blurt out the most ridiculous titles they can think of, and sometimes it grows legs and gets made. “Cobracondapus?” I’m quite sure you meant **Chupacobracus** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/22 "2014-08-07T17:07:11Z")
_Earworm_-A bioengineered worm that that lies dormant in the ear canal until a certain pop tune is played. The kicker is that it can only be driven out by the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/23 "2014-08-07T17:47:53Z")
_ **Uglian** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/24 "2014-08-07T21:35:47Z")
_Whalehail_ — Blubber from above! _El Porcupino_ — Weather for pricks! _Grizzlyblizzard_ — The wind’s got a bite! Eh. I liked Czar’s _Supersmelt_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/25 "2014-08-07T21:48:03Z")
_ **Krackencane!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/26 "2014-08-08T00:12:14Z")
Real headline, August 7, 2014. [Hawaii Rattled by Quake as Hurricanes Near](http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/hawaii-rattled-quake-hurricanes-24883796) I’m thinking _Hurriquake!_ ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/27 "2014-08-08T00:12:35Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > _Grizzlyblizzard_ — The wind’s got a bite! That’s a winner! I’d watch that. Or make it. ---
**Author:** ![SBGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@SBGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SBGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/28 "2014-08-08T00:21:20Z")
Titanic II? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/29 "2014-08-08T00:27:01Z")
> [@SBGeek](#): > > Titanic II? Only if it gets sunk by a _Liceberg_! ---
**Author:** ![SBGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@SBGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SBGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/30 "2014-08-08T00:43:35Z")
From what i have heard from the cinema snob it was struck by a tsunami carrying an iceberg in it I think. Its been a while since I have seen his review. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/31 "2014-08-08T01:20:01Z")
Shrewnami! Pythoon! Volecano! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/32 "2014-08-08T02:59:59Z")
> [@Truman\_Burbank](#): > > I’m quite sure you meant **Chupacobracus** The Internet has let me down. As far as I can tell, there are no images of a Chupacabrabus (as in [catbus](http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/155/b/5/catbus_by_sithking_zero-d3i32hb.jpg)), which is how I first read your post. The chupacabrabus has a bomb on it, see, and it can’t slow down or the biological weapon on it will blow up, spreading zombie plague virus, and it has to be refueled in motion with live goats. Only the goats get loose and stampede… ---
**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/33 "2014-08-08T03:12:34Z")
Is there some reason why I’ve seen several mentions of Sharknado on this board in the last few days, or is it just coincidence? I had never heard of it before. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/34 "2014-08-08T08:21:51Z")
Sharkweek. But you really should have heard of it before. It is known. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/35 "2014-08-08T11:34:44Z")
Sandra Oh stars as a marine biologist who becomes the victim of a medical experiment gone horribly wrong. Injected with an experimental mermaid serum, she is transformed into a half-woman half-manatee. Driven insane, she seeks to take her revenge on the world. “Oh - The Humanatee!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/36 "2014-08-08T12:54:24Z")
“Otter Destruction!” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/37 "2014-08-08T16:16:16Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > “Otter Destruction!” “Who could have guessed the apocalypse would be adorable?” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/38 "2014-08-08T16:35:01Z")
_The Alpacalypse!_ _The Gerbilator_ _The Incredible Hulk’s Headlice_ ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/39 "2014-08-08T16:40:54Z")
_Badger Badger Badger!_ _Hamsterminator_ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/40 "2014-08-08T20:21:20Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > Shrewnami! > Pythoon! > Volecano! :D:cool: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011.md?page=3)