# Sharknado....check. What's next? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 7, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011 "2014-08-07T06:21:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/41 "2014-08-09T03:09:54Z")
Nor’Easter Bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/42 "2014-08-11T13:15:29Z")
[“It’s not the heat, it’s the Carnivorous Pigbats.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7XsszIsmY) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/43 "2014-08-11T23:05:39Z")
> [@madrabbitwoman](#): > > I recently saw a picture of bunnado > > lotsa cute Here’s one for you. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEmBp9MnIY) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/44 "2014-08-12T02:08:18Z")
Platypussy Kangarunami ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/45 "2014-08-12T02:12:27Z")
> [@Bozuit](#): > > Is there some reason why I’ve seen several mentions of Sharknado on this board in the last few days, or is it just coincidence? I had never heard of it before. It’s a movie. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/46 "2014-08-12T02:49:15Z")
Replace the sharks with hundreds of identical knife-wielding maniacs, and you’ve got a **Psychlone** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/47 "2014-08-12T12:55:36Z")
An undersea earthquake drives millions of huge delicious fish ashore in a giant wave of sushi. It’s: Tunami! Thousands of fish clog the cooling water intake at the nuclear power plant causing: Smeltdown! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/48 "2014-08-12T16:54:53Z")
_Beetle Mania_…Sgt. Pepper leads the revolution against 'em ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/49 "2014-08-12T17:39:38Z")
Bladeybug: Insects…_with knives_. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/50 "2014-08-12T19:34:58Z")
How about an X-rated horror flick called _Cockroaches!_. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/51 "2014-08-12T19:45:42Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > How about an X-rated horror flick called _Cockroaches!_. Now I have an eyewig…thoughtwig? You know, the visual equivalent of an earwig. Gee thanks. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/52 "2014-08-12T21:51:28Z")
Here’s a story about a real-life Catnado (with a wonderfully cheesy photoshop pic): > **[ALERT: CATNADO](https://time.com/2305/alert-catnado/)** > > This is not a drill. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/53 "2014-08-18T17:14:01Z")
> [@Wolf333](#): > > Shrewnami! > Pythoon! > Volecano! You mean, “The Killer Shrewnami!” [The Killer Shrews](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052969/) ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/54 "2014-08-18T18:07:19Z")
If they ever make _Invasion of the Cute Little Puppies_ I am totally there. Or _Pandamonium_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/55 "2014-08-18T18:11:17Z")
Crabalanche. PsychoKiller Whale. Barracudaconda. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/56 "2014-08-18T18:46:34Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Barracudaconda. It could only be a letdown from the terrifyingly-real _Sharktopus vs. Pteraconda_. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/57 "2014-08-19T01:04:36Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Or _Pandamonium_. Based on the [TV series](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandamonium_%28TV_series%29)? Perhaps the pandas were playing Peggy and Peter for the Pyramid of Power all along. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/58 "2014-08-19T02:24:11Z")
Spidernado ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/59 "2014-08-19T06:59:12Z")
Kitotter: Anyone who gazes at it’s overwhelming cuteness dies from diabetes. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011/60 "2014-08-19T08:17:20Z")
**SUN DOGS:** The Sun is inhabited by four legged creatures made of nuclear fire… until a solar flare sends thousands of them to Earth! TAGLINE: Roll over. Fetch. Burn! **CYKE-CLONE:** A Mad government project clones giant one-eyed Cyclops for… whatever reason. Until they escape by riding a spiralling wind and start wrecking havoc! The only thing that can stop them is their exact opposite, a bunch of Cyclops riding a clockwise-rotating mass of wind… the Anti-Cyke-Clone! TAGLINE: You don’t need two eyes to kill! DUST NEW JERSEY DEVILS: How can a Hockey team abandoned by their owners in the middle of the desert survive? By rotating very fast and killing everybody, of course! TAGLINE: All stick. No carrot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharknado-check-whats-next/695011.md?page=4)