# Sharks at the Tables, Lab Girls on the Rails - SDMB World Poker Tour 1st QTR 2007

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957 "2006-12-29T05:26:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/1 "2006-12-29T05:26:46Z")

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The first game of the new year will be January 4th, 2007 at 10:00 pm EST. Congrats to mf’r **Dag Otto** for the 4th quarter 2006 crown.

For those keen on history, this game has been running every thursday night since early February of 2005. We’ve jumped from site to site and survived despite the new legislation, though attendance has dropped from 11 or 12 to 6 or 7. We’re always looking for new members, and we’d like to extend a special invitation to all former players to come back to the fold. To **Capn Pitt** , **Yeti** , **Aholi** , **Nesta** , our little sailor **Root** , **XRay** , and all the others: we miss you. Come home.

And now a little nostalgia.

[The Beginning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300208)

[The SDMB World Poker Tour on Pokertropolis…Rude and Grim when you go All-In](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=319088)

[\*BOOM Goes the Dynamite - SDMB Pokertropolis First Quarter, 2006](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352712)

[Pray for Mojo - SDMB Pokertroplis 2nd Quarter, 2006](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366245)

[Who Doesn’t Like Pie n Chips? - SDMB Pokertroplis 3rd Quarter, 2006](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378405)

[Damn the Man, the Game goes on. SDMB 4th quarter HOT poker action](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=391102&page=1&pp=50)

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/2 "2006-12-29T06:11:28Z")

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Friggin whee!

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/3 "2006-12-29T07:05:53Z")

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Nice post to start the new quarter, **Kyy** , but I would add a bit or two of information.

We are currently playing on the Microgaming sites. Most of us are at [Crazy Poker](http://www.crazypoker.com/), but you should be able to get in the game from any of the sites listed [here](http://www.microgaming.com/pokerclients.php), depending on where you live. (Hint: you may have to borrow someone else’s address to successfully sign up. I used an old Texas address when my current one was blacklisted.) Plus, we have proven to be devilishly creative with regard to funding players who have trouble in that regard. And, for our **Mac** brethren, a Flash player is available.

By the way, despite the hand-wringing over the RepubliPuritan efforts to stamp out the perceived evil that is online poker, it is alive and well. Most of us have had to make minor alterations in how we fund and play, but the games go on for U.S. players, baby.

So what’s the deal with the rest of you poker-playing Dopers? Why aren’t you joining us for rude, grim and unspeakably horrid behaviour every Thursday night, for the low, low, cost of a mere $1.05?

You could win upwards of $3.

Think about it. The world could be your oyster.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/4 "2006-12-29T07:10:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Dag Otto]  
Friggin whee!  
[/QUOTE]  
Ahem. You did not give proper attribution, which would be to me.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/5 "2006-12-29T07:15:45Z")

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p.s. Thanks for the links, Kyy. We should do that every time a new quarter comes around.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/6 "2006-12-29T17:28:14Z")

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I plan to be home on the 4th, but not much in the last month has gone as it was planned.

Look for me in week two.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/7 "2006-12-29T18:44:14Z")

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I’m taking next week off and going to visit family. So there’s an outside chance, if nothing is going on Thursday night, that I can commandeer a computer and make it to the game. Don’t count on me though.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/8 "2006-12-29T18:56:17Z")

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I’m interested, if I can get the sites ‘n’ funding to turn out all right.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/9 "2006-12-29T22:48:09Z")

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Dammit…I must find a way to get back into this. I miss you guys. Congrats, **Dag Botto**.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/10 "2006-12-29T23:06:07Z")

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I might try to get back as well. It was fun.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/11 "2006-12-30T03:03:23Z")

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[March of The Penguins - SDMB Pokertropolis Fourth Quarter, 2005](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=338048&page=1&pp=50)

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/12 "2006-12-30T04:56:37Z")

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I’ve been reading the old threads. You pioneers had it tough compared to what we have now!

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/13 "2006-12-30T04:59:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Gadarene]  
I’m interested, if I can get the sites ‘n’ funding to turn out all right.  
[/QUOTE]  
Find a MicroGaming site that will let you sign up; funding can be handled. (nudge,nudge; wink, wink)

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/14 "2006-12-30T11:37:58Z")

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“Sharks at the Tables  
Lab Girls on the Rails  
Here I am–  
Stuck in the Middle with You”

—Stealers Wheels

Sorry, I got nuttin’, honey. Not a big poker fan, but the thread title sparked me.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/15 "2006-12-31T05:41:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
Nice post to start the new quarter, **Kyy** , but I would add a bit or two of information.  
\<snip\>  
And, for our **Mac** brethren, a Flash player is available.  
\<snip\>  
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And which of the 4,876,938.4 Microgaming sites holds this magic flash player? 🙂 If you can help me find it, I’ll be glad to play, tho some Thursdays I may not be home in time.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/16 "2006-12-31T05:44:14Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
And which of the 4,876,938.4 Microgaming sites holds this magic flash player? 🙂 If you can help me find it, I’ll be glad to play, tho some Thursdays I may not be home in time.  
[/QUOTE]

:smack: :smack: :smack:  
never mind  
:smack: :smack: :smack:

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/17 "2006-12-31T05:46:45Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
:smack: :smack: :smack:  
never mind  
:smack: :smack: :smack:  
[/QUOTE]

and once again I post  
\<sigh\> I found the flash link, but alas, neither Safari nor Firefox is supported by Microgaming’s flashplayer.  
I shall have to wait until I can upgrade to OSX 10.4 and thereby upgrade Safari - we shall see at that point

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/18 "2006-12-31T08:12:42Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
and once again I post  
\<sigh\> I found the flash link, but alas, neither Safari nor Firefox is supported by Microgaming’s flashplayer.  
I shall have to wait until I can upgrade to OSX 10.4 and thereby upgrade Safari - we shall see at that point  
[/QUOTE]  
Dayum. I think we got us an edumacated person that wants to join our little game. Well, you are welcome to join us, but don’t expect much in the way of quality play.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/19 "2007-01-04T15:31:28Z")

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The game might be up. I tried to create it last night, but it didn’t apppear in the lobby right away. After ten minutes, I gave up and went to bed. Can someone check to see if it’s there, and if not, then please create it?

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-at-the-tables-lab-girls-on-the-rails-sdmb-world-poker-tour-1st-qtr-2007/385957/20 "2007-01-04T15:38:02Z")

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For any new players who might join us, the game is found under private games\Multi-table tournaments, with SDMB in the start of the game name. Password is rudengrim.

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