# Sharks with lasers.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-with-lasers/323561>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-with-lasers/323561 "2005-09-26T21:58:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-with-lasers/323561/1 "2005-09-26T21:58:02Z")

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Not quite, but close, anyway: [deadly dolphins disappear during diabolical deluge.](http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html)

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sharks-with-lasers/323561/2 "2005-09-26T23:12:17Z")

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So which would win in a fight, sharks with frickin’ lasers mounted on their heads or dolphins with poison darts mounted on theirs?