# Shatner in wheelchair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 30, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397 "2014-07-30T03:40:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/21 "2014-07-30T19:15:19Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> In 1965 I was attracted, however furtively, to a girl in my second-year French class, named Ruth. She and I argued now and then. A month before the school year ended, she fell off a horse and was seriously injured. I was actually happy about that, and said “Qu’elle meurt” (“may she die”) for which the teacher reprimanded me.

For not using the subjunctive, I assume.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/22 "2014-07-30T19:19:56Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Shatner seems like the kind of guy who’d ride with Western tack. Picard would ride English.

A friend completed several times in some fancy show style (not dressage, but it looked like it to me) with Shatner. She didn’t like him.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/23 "2014-07-30T19:36:51Z")

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> [@Ruken](#):
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> She didn’t like him.

I suspect the number of people who do like Shatner is quite short, once you weed out anyone making money from/because of him, and discount those who only know him as an image.

Which is sad. He was given a path to an uncountable number of friends and didn’t seem to know what to do with it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/24 "2014-07-30T19:58:42Z")

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I think this might be my new exclamation.

‘Shatner in a wheelchair! Now I’ve seen _everything!_’

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/25 "2014-07-30T20:26:54Z")

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What color shirt was Shatner wearing?

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/26 "2014-07-30T20:31:16Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> For not using the subjunctive, I assume.

I thought that \* was \* the subjunctive. In any case, that wasn’t why he was angry with me. ☹

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/27 "2014-07-30T21:17:35Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> I suspect the number of people who do like Shatner is quite short, once you weed out anyone making money from/because of him, and discount those who only know him as an image.

Well, he’s friends with Henry Rollins; if you can be friends with Henry, you can probably get along with anyone.😃

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/28 "2014-07-30T21:47:27Z")

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My grandma shat n’er wheelchair once.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/29 "2014-07-30T22:27:59Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> In any case, that wasn’t why he was angry with me. ☹

Dint care for the angle of your beret, I assume.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/30 "2014-07-30T23:51:13Z")

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What does … GOD … need with a wheelchair? :dubious:

“I’ve always known I’ll dine alone.” :smack:

“Yes. I love Italian.”

“Scotty! Wheel me out!”

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/31 "2014-07-30T23:56:13Z")

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“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a – oh, yeah, I’ll get right on it.”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/32 "2014-07-31T01:26:23Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Shatner showed up at Comic-Con in a wheelchair. Turns out, he was recovering from a horse riding accident. Apparently the horse was uninjured.
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> I suspect this wouldn’t have happened to Picard.

So if Shatner was riding Picard, Patrick Stewart would be butt hurt 😕😕

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/33 "2014-07-31T01:42:17Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Dint care for the angle of your beret, I assume.

I didn’t wear one! He was angry with me for what I said about Ruth being injured and that I said “May she die.”

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/34 "2014-07-31T02:38:36Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> I didn’t wear one! He was angry with me for what I said about Ruth being injured and that I said “May she die.”

Pas de béret? Païen!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/35 "2014-07-31T03:04:37Z")

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So now George Takei can say, “FUCK YOU AND THE WHEELCHAIR YOU RODE IN ON!”? 😃

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/36 "2014-07-31T04:37:55Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Pas de béret? Païen!

Quel fromage!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/37 "2014-07-31T11:13:27Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> Quel fromage!

Merde! J’ai oublié ou se trouve le mouton, mais j’ai vu Dougie dans cette autobus-ci. 😃

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/38 "2014-07-31T14:23:57Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Merde! J’ai oublié ou se trouve le mouton, mais j’ai vu Dougie dans cette autobus-ci. 😃

Et pourquoi voulez-vous du mouton?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/39 "2014-07-31T15:03:41Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> I thought that \* was \* the subjunctive. In any case, that wasn’t why he was angry with me. ☹

“Qu’elle meure” would be the subjunctive, which sounds the same anyway.

Anyway. _Revenons à nos moutons._

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shatner-in-wheelchair/694397/40 "2014-08-04T17:41:10Z")

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[NASA likes Shatner.](http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/nasa-star-trek-shatner-tweet) (Ok, they probably only know him as an image)

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