# Shaved Head = Sexy.  Huh?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 26, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831 "2002-11-26T04:18:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![juliuslizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dec6dc/32.png) [@juliuslizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juliuslizard)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/21 "2002-11-26T17:15:16Z")

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UGH I don’t like shaved heads. I need something to grab on to, to run my fingers through. I think a big mane is always more beautiful.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/22 "2002-11-26T17:32:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SCSimmons \*  
> \*\*What about bald chicks-are they guy magnets? \*\*

Depends…  
Star Trek: The Boring Picture: Yes.  
Sinead O’Connor: NO.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/23 "2002-11-26T17:33:13Z")

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I LOVE naked heads!

**Tuckerfan** , get over here NOW!

Hubby’s at a job interview so we’ll have to make it snappy. 😉

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/24 "2002-11-26T18:14:55Z")

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I think because the shape acts as phallic inspiration.

“Look at me, all clean and cut… I am a warrior… all will kneel after me - except you wom-an. You kneel _before_ me”

It really works, try it out.

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**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/25 "2002-11-26T22:05:58Z")

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The best reaction I got when I first shaved my head was from my boss at the time. He stopped briefly as we passed in the hallway and asked with a smile, “Cancer?”

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**Author:** ![lovelyluka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/26 "2002-11-26T22:12:21Z")

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my own feminine perspective…

a bald head is ok, but it’s when you let it grow for a week or so and you have those little velvety fuzzies all over your head…mmmmm…that’s the best!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/27 "2002-11-26T22:33:44Z")

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Speaking as a fuzzy-headed guy, **luka** , may I have this dance? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/28 "2002-11-26T22:57:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*Speaking as a fuzzy-headed guy, **luka** , may I have this dance? 🙂 \*\*

Hey, pal, I was here first! Besides, my hair grows fast, I’ve already got little velvety fuzziness on my head!

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/29 "2002-11-26T23:01:31Z")

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I am so seriously tempted now to lop it all off…

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/30 "2002-11-26T23:46:29Z")

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My husband has a shaved head and a goatee. Hubba hubba. Yeah, I think shaved is sexy.

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/31 "2002-11-26T23:54:30Z")

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On a nicely shaped head, bald is _muy_ sexy. 😉

I think Michael Jordan looks much better shaved than he did in his college days with hair - blech.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/32 "2002-11-27T00:12:37Z")

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I get a lot of head rubbing at Dopefests. The LadyDopers are at least intrigued if not actually turned on. I’m also married so I don’t know whether or not it improves your love life.

It’s a little strange at first, but you get used to it 😉

I shave my head once or twice a week. The only problem is that lately I’ve taken to cutting the bejeepers out of my own noggin.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/33 "2002-11-27T00:13:57Z")

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The biggest thing is you have to have a nice shaped head (not too many weird bumps and divots).

And it’s instantly droolable on black men, white guys need to get some color on thier domes, that startling white needs to fade before you are really sexy.

But with a goatee \<swoon\>.

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**Author:** ![Alien2022](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@Alien2022](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alien2022)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/34 "2002-11-27T00:55:35Z")

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I shaved my head, and let me tell you, you get so much more attention from the female population, it’s sick.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/35 "2002-11-27T01:28:37Z")

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I wanna shave my head but Marcie throws a fit whenever I mention it. She says I’m too old for stuff like that.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/36 "2002-11-27T01:30:13Z")

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I don’t get it, myself. I’ve never warmed up to either a shaved head or long hair on a man. Something in the middle range is nice, especially the tousled early-Beatles look (mmm…) Can’t please everybody, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/37 "2002-11-27T03:30:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lovelyluka \*  
> \*\*my own feminine perspective…
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> a bald head is ok, but it’s when you let it grow for a week or so and you have those little velvety fuzzies all over your head…mmmmm…that’s the best! \*\*

Yeah I’ve noticed when ever I have the five o’clock shadow on my head I always get the best responses.

I just wish there was a way I could shave it and still leave a five o’clock shadow on there. That would be great.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/38 "2002-11-27T05:23:13Z")

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Shaved head, goatee, single earring, checking in.

I must be doing something seriously wrong of late, though- when I first started shaving, strange women would come up and just start rubbing my scalp. I LIKE strange women. 🙂

Lately, though, I think I’ve become passe. Gotta work on that.

Bald women? Generally hot as all get-out. 🙂

Oh, and for those who’re currently shaving, or thinking of doing so- try the Gillette Mach 3 razor. Trust me on this.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/39 "2002-11-27T05:34:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LouisB \*  
> \*\*I wanna shave my head but Marcie throws a fit whenever I mention it. She says I’m too old for stuff like that. \*\*

Well, ya know, Peppermint Patty, ya just wouldn’t look the same bald! 😉

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaved-head-sexy-huh/138831/40 "2002-11-27T05:43:20Z")

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Yeah I tried to wax someones head and it didnt go over too well after the first pull got stuck, that idea was out the window, razors work, waxing doesnt.

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