# Shaving down there adds an inch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142 "2006-05-02T19:57:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/1 "2006-05-02T19:57:30Z")

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Or at least that’s what Philips Norelco is telling us.

[See for yourself](http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/) _marginally worksafe_

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/2 "2006-05-02T20:04:19Z")

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My wife is going to be so happy !!

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/3 "2006-05-02T20:05:32Z")

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Eep! I can’t shave down there, because I’d no longer have a penis… it’d be a foot!

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/4 "2006-05-02T20:10:08Z")

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AAAA, I think that dude was hitting on me!

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/5 "2006-05-02T20:12:00Z")

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That’s awsome. I’d die if I saw that on TV.

I wish I could put that guy on my desktop, so he can flirt with me all day long.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/6 "2006-05-02T20:12:13Z")

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Not opening the link since I’m at work but…shaving does make it look bigger. So does losing weight if you’re carrying extra pounds.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/7 "2006-05-02T20:19:28Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> Not opening the link since I’m at work but…shaving does make it look bigger. So does losing weight if you’re carrying extra pounds.

It’s a Flash video on a site advertising a whole-body razor. A clean-cut guy comes out in a white bathrobe and speaks directly to the camera about how you can use the razor to shave all over, delicate areas like your armpits your BEEP (and when the beep plays, a picture of 2 nuts flashes on the screen), your BEEP (closeup picture of a peach or something). At some point another BEEP and a picture of a carrot. All the while he’s talking in this cocky way and making mad eye contact. Almost as bad as the Burger King.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/8 "2006-05-02T20:21:49Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> It’s a Flash video on a site advertising a whole-body razor. A clean-cut guy comes out in a white bathrobe and speaks directly to the camera about how you can use the razor to shave all over, delicate areas like your armpits your BEEP (and when the beep plays, a picture of 2 nuts flashes on the screen), your BEEP (closeup picture of a peach or something). At some point another BEEP and a picture of a carrot. All the while he’s talking in this cocky way and making mad eye contact. Almost as bad as the Burger King.

Heh. Ok, now I’m not opening the link cause that would just be strange.  
Wearing a robe indeed.

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**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/9 "2006-05-02T20:25:23Z")

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Keep it on. He’s not done when the spiel is over. Creepy.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/10 "2006-05-02T20:28:30Z")

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There’s a music video too.

So is this aimed at the gay community or what?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/11 "2006-05-02T20:29:33Z")

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…slow to load is what this is called. I feel sorry for our 56kers.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/12 "2006-05-02T20:31:30Z")

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I thought it was a spoof. And a really unfunny boring spoof, which rang alarm bells. So I whois-ed, and it’s not a spoof. It’s just awful.

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**Author:** ![blinkingblinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@blinkingblinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinkingblinking)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/13 "2006-05-02T20:33:41Z")

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Are men shaving hair from their entire body? Or is this just a complete joke ?

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/14 "2006-05-02T20:41:04Z")

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Oh. My. God. That shit is too funny.

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/15 "2006-05-02T20:42:34Z")

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> [@blinkingblinking](#):
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> Are men shaving hair from their entire body? Or is this just a complete joke ?

Some people do. I don’t, I just trim up some places.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/16 "2006-05-02T20:43:14Z")

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> [@blinkingblinking](#):
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> Are men shaving hair from their entire body? Or is this just a complete joke ?

Men are increasingly shaving hair from certain unsightly areas, and trimming hair from others. It’s perfectly legit and from what I’ve gathered, womankind is pleased.

Gaymalekind has been doing it for quite a while now. Keep up!

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/17 "2006-05-02T20:57:07Z")

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**"Shaving down there adds an inch"**

…

So that’s what that nub is. I thought it was an ingrown hair.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/18 "2006-05-02T21:08:01Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> **"Shaving down there adds an inch"**
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> So that’s what that nub is. I thought it was an ingrown hair.

heh. You’re shaving the wrong side!!!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/19 "2006-05-02T21:16:05Z")

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There’s a main menu at the lower left. Don’t miss the testimonials, in the form of voice mail on his cell phone

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-down-there-adds-an-inch/355142/20 "2006-05-02T21:36:48Z")

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That was…interesting. An odd mix of creepy and damn funny.  
_“It’s too bad none of them left their numbers”._

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