# Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751 "2017-07-20T19:54:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/41 "2017-07-25T23:42:47Z")
Have you ever let hamsters gnaw on your prolapsed hemorrhoids? It’s not as enjoyable as you may imagine. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/42 "2017-07-25T23:48:10Z")
A horny young maiden named Jill used a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/43 "2017-07-26T01:02:06Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > When I’m constipated, I use a plunger. Now we know you are not a mathematician - they work it out with a pencil. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/44 "2017-07-27T21:12:36Z")
> [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](#): > > Or clipping your toenails with a riding-mower. Jeez, the things we do for love. Right? Hedge trimmers aren’t much better :mad: > [@elbows](#): > > Dremmel Tool for home dentistry. Save big money! Now let’s not get hasty here - I have actually used a Dremel for home dental work, successfully. [spoiler]OK, it was to file down the nighttime bite guard which didn’t fit quite right. I even took the bite guard out of my mouth first.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/45 "2017-07-28T14:52:07Z")
Am I the only person who came into this thread expecting a discussion of cooking techniques? In any case - using a sander for makeup removal is not recommended. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/46 "2017-07-28T15:29:31Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > Am I the only person who came into this thread expecting a discussion of cooking techniques? I use a microplane grater to shave my nutmegs. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/47 "2017-07-28T15:31:27Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > Am I the only person who came into this thread expecting a discussion of cooking techniques? or OP owes money to Vito and Patsy. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/48 "2017-07-28T15:49:06Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > or OP owes money to Vito and Patsy. Or maybe Elmo & Patsy… _♫ Shaving my nuts with a cheese grater Alone in my house on Christmas eve I’m in pain & wanted to start this Rant’a… ♪_ ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/49 "2017-07-28T22:25:12Z")
My LPO in Navy boot camp back in the 80’s would find and take care of offending whiskers left protruding after morning shave with his handy dandy Bic lighter. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/50 "2017-07-28T23:08:49Z")
It just occurred to me that I can use my new leaf blower\* as a blow dryer! - I only use it sparingly so I don’t piss off the neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/51 "2017-07-29T19:53:21Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > It just occurred to me that I can use my new leaf blower\* as a blow dryer! > > - I only use it sparingly so I don’t piss off the neighbors. And so at least a few hardy hairs stay in your head? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751.md?page=2)