# Shawn Michael's Them Song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shawn-michaels-them-song/267556>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shawn-michaels-them-song/267556 "2004-10-04T22:55:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![saluki\_fan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@saluki\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saluki_fan)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shawn-michaels-them-song/267556/1 "2004-10-04T22:55:44Z")

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I just realized what made Shawn Michael’s them song so damn funny. It’s the simple fact that he actually sung it. Especially the line: “I think you’re cute, I know I’m sexy…” Vince McMahon didn’t do much good for the world, but at least he provided us with a laugh from time to time. Damn, this thread here officially makes me a nerd. ☹

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shawn-michaels-them-song/267556/2 "2004-10-05T04:30:44Z")

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"… I’ve got the looks  
that drive the girls wild.

I’ve got the moves  
that really move 'em  
I send chills  
up and down their spines…"