# Shayna and ElvisL1ves--Christ, here we go again **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387 "2015-08-20T22:00:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/41 "2015-08-24T23:36:50Z")
> [@CinnamonBabka](#): > > I can assure you, choosing one smartphone over another will have a larger effect on your life than voting for one presidential candidate over another. zing! ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/42 "2015-08-24T23:38:13Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > … My doctor (she’s cuter than DSeid) … Hey some people think us dwarf-orc hybrids are _quite_ easy on the eye! Besides I treat those who are children by chronological, not emotional age. You need a big person doctor now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/43 "2015-08-24T23:56:14Z")
> [@CinnamonBabka](#): > > I can assure you, choosing one smartphone over another will have a larger effect on your life than voting for one presidential candidate over another. Speak for yourself. Abundantly untrue in my case. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/44 "2015-08-24T23:57:33Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > It’s settled, I’m voting for Biden. Looks like he’s running. Obama just winked at him. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/45 "2015-08-25T00:25:27Z")
It makes me want to vote for Trump out of spite. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/46 "2015-08-25T01:14:28Z")
Wah, wah, wah. Feel better now that you got that off your chest, ya big baby? ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/47 "2015-08-25T01:58:17Z")
:rolleyes: I was kidding about voting for Trump ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/48 "2015-08-25T02:25:17Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > :rolleyes: > > I was kidding about voting for Trump I was responding to the OP, not you. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/49 "2015-08-25T02:41:10Z")
I know, but it’s still funny ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/50 "2015-08-25T02:55:10Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Hey some people think us dwarf-orc hybrids are _quite_ easy on the eye! You’re a dorc? ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/51 "2015-08-25T04:21:33Z")
Card carrying. Ask my wife and kids. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/52 "2015-08-25T09:09:50Z")
> [@Shayna](#): > > I was responding to the OP, not you. Nah, I probably won’t feel better until I’ve got you both on my ignore list for the duration, just like I did in 2008. Only difference is, it’s about six months earlier this time. ---
**Author:** ![up\_the\_junction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f1d935/32.png) [@up\_the\_junction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up_the_junction)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/53 "2015-08-25T12:17:56Z")
I can feel the sexual tension from Europe. ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/54 "2015-08-25T15:19:27Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > zing! I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/55 "2015-08-25T16:35:29Z")
> [@Shayna](#): > > Wah, wah, wah. Feel better now that you got that off your chest, ya big baby? You remember in the ‘When will Hillary go negative on Bernie’ thread, [when you said](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18627792&postcount=75), “I just answered the rest of this in the unfork Hillary thread, so would you mind going there to see it so I don’t have to repeat myself?” [and I said](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18627792&postcount=75) I wasn’t gonna waste my time? Turns out I did, and your posts in the most recent page (I still use the 50-post page size, so we’re starting at #1101) mostly sounded like your ‘wah, wah, wah’ post here. I have generally thought well of you over the years, but you’ve really lost it in your Hillary hatred. I think you’re better than this, but I’m starting to wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/56 "2015-08-26T15:15:30Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > It’s better than hearing people on a message board devoted to fighting ignorance advocate for Trump and pretend he has a chance of winning. > > Compared to Trump, Sanders is a shoe-in. I’m now voting for Trump just because of this post. Bernard the Communist is only popular amongst the loser crowd who can’t hack it in life and want the free stuff he is promising. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/57 "2015-08-26T15:31:35Z")
Has the media been alerted to this stunning development? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/58 "2015-08-26T19:40:23Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I have generally thought well of you over the years, but you’ve really lost it in your Hillary hatred. I think you’re better than this, but I’m starting to wonder. Oh no, I’m mortally wounded that you might not think well of me because I don’t want that [lying](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TKe2rBbGGEA), [petulant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CRgFO2mnM#), [arrogant](http://youtu.be/RWoHV0w051s), [incompetent](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=458695), [cold-hearted](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/20/exclusive-hillary-clinton-took-me-through-hell-rape-victim-says.html), [snotty](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rha6Wamfp0) woman to be our next president. Sakes alive whatever shall I do? Guess I’ll have a good cry into my Cheerios then get over it. I suggest you do the same. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/59 "2015-08-26T19:58:13Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I’m now voting for Trump just because of this post. Bernard the Communist is only popular amongst the loser crowd who can’t hack it in life and want the free stuff he is promising. This is a joke post, right? I don’t get into the Pit very often. But I don’t see how thoughtful people who wish to combat ignorance could climb aboard the Trump Train. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387/60 "2015-08-26T20:01:35Z")
So, Shayna, got any trootherish views? I’m keeping score and Elvis is one up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-and-elvisl1ves-christ-here-we-go-again/728387.md?page=4)