# Shayna = Bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828 "2003-02-05T00:49:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/1 "2003-02-05T00:49:09Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2942504](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2942504)

Jesus Christ can you get your fucking self righteous head out of your ass for a minute and lighten up?

Maybe I was wrong and maybe I wasn’t - we’ll never know without a time machine - but at least I wasn’t a ripe bloody fucking cunt about it. You had no reason to talk to me like that, especially not in that forum.

I’m tired of everyone prancing around here wearing their assholes on their sleeves. You’re right Shayna, this isn’t The Shoot Your Mouth Off With Nonsense Dope. It’s the Straight Dope, where we come to bask in the glow of Cecil’s knowledge and humor and try our best to spread a little bit of our own.

I’m tired of eveything being a fight around here.

I’m tired of people flaming people because they don’t like the flames with which that person flamed another person’s flame.

I’m tired of every pit thread being a GD with cusswords. There’s some really good material this forum that should be in Great Debates (like the CESM thread) but it has to go here because so many people are inevitably going to be assholes.

In the words of one of the greatest philosophers of our time, “Can’t we all just get along?”

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**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/2 "2003-02-05T00:58:22Z")

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Isn’t linking to that thread the equivilant of pitting yourself? Let’s face it, you were out of line from the get go.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/3 "2003-02-05T01:02:39Z")

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She quotes the law, a law you apparently disagree with and you pit her over it?

Geez Louise…get over yourself.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/4 "2003-02-05T01:03:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> **it has to go here because so many people are inevitably going to be assholes.**

Truer words were never spoken.

Please remember that your computer monitor, when turned off, doubles as a low-grade mirror.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/5 "2003-02-05T01:04:02Z")

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Dude. Your assertion was wrong. Shayna refuted it. Suck it up.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/6 "2003-02-05T01:05:09Z")

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Just read the thread, **Cisco**. You were an ass.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/7 "2003-02-05T01:07:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*I’m tired of eveything being a fight around here.

\*\*  
And you demonstrate this by calling someone who strongly but more-or-less politely disagreed with you a “cunt”? O irony, thy name is Cisco.

Fenris

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/8 "2003-02-05T01:11:37Z")

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Here’s a hearty “FUCK YOU”! directed at the OP. Gee, I wonder what the proper term is for a Reverse Pile On?

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**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/9 "2003-02-05T01:13:46Z")

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I think if you’d have quit with the “51st State” joke everyone would have gotten it, and it might even have been funny.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/10 "2003-02-05T01:21:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> **I’m tired of eveything being a fight around here.**

Interestingly, I’ve never noticed this. Of course, I don’t post like an abrasive asshole, either. [sub]Much.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/11 "2003-02-05T01:26:17Z")

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Sorry bub, but the RPO [Reverse Pile On] continues here. . .

She got what she deserved. Shayna refuted you legitimately, with a slight sting at the second post.

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> I’m tired of people flaming people because they don’t like the flames with which that person flamed another person’s flame.

You do realise what a “self-inflicted ambush” is, dontcha?

Tripler  
Sorry bub, you got lit up by automatic fire. . .

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/12 "2003-02-05T01:27:44Z")

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Don’tcha hate it when Pittings don’t go the way you planned?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/13 "2003-02-05T01:27:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> \*\*Sorry bub, but the RPO [Reverse Pile On] continues here. . .
> 
> She got what she deserved.\*\*

Damn preview. . .

_Courtney Love_ got what she deserved, that is. . .

Trip

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/14 "2003-02-05T01:30:42Z")

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Well, hey, **Cisco** , I’ll come out and thank you for starting this thread.

Until I read that link, I had no idea what an asshole you are. Now I do. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/15 "2003-02-05T01:33:27Z")

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Cisco, get lots of lube, buddy. Yer gonna need it.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/16 "2003-02-05T01:33:34Z")

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I may have been wrong. I still haven’t seen a cite of verbal misconduct leading to an arrest - all the cites have been “air rage” cites - but I still may be wrong. I admit that.

I don’t, however, see how I acted like a jerk. IMHO Shayna did act like a jerk, unprovoked.

2 points in the FWIW category:

#1 - I don’t like Courtney Love, and I wouldn’t mind at all seeing her arrested if she broke the law on that flight. I wasn’t there and the articles are vague about what exactly she did so I don’t know if in fact she broke the law or not.

#2 - I did see the latent irony in this thread - and the bloody cunt line was most definitely part of it - I just decided to ignore it.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/17 "2003-02-05T01:33:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \*  
> \*\*Please remember that your computer monitor, when turned off, doubles as a low-grade mirror. \*\*

Ouch. That’s the quote of the year so far.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/18 "2003-02-05T01:35:07Z")

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Ripe bloody fucking cunt? That makes my vagina hurt just thinking about it!

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/19 "2003-02-05T01:36:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Don’tcha hate it when Pittings don’t go the way you planned? \*\*

Oh trust me, I’ve been here long enough to have made a pretty good guess at how this was going to go.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shayna-bitch/152828/20 "2003-02-05T01:43:04Z")

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You knew how this would go, so you started this thread… why?

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