# SHE bites off his testicles, and HE'S charged with rape (evil TMI for guys, heh heh)

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**Created:** [May 20, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-bites-off-his-testicles-and-hes-charged-with-rape-evil-tmi-for-guys-heh-heh/65952 "2001-05-20T00:39:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-bites-off-his-testicles-and-hes-charged-with-rape-evil-tmi-for-guys-heh-heh/65952/21 "2001-05-20T03:45:37Z")

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note to self: add **Cyn** to crush list, immediately. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-bites-off-his-testicles-and-hes-charged-with-rape-evil-tmi-for-guys-heh-heh/65952/22 "2001-05-20T03:47:55Z")

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Situation like that isn’t a TMI. No great loss if he’d bled to death from it. Good for her.

I’m reminded of some advice one female character gave another in W. Michael Gear’s **[noun] of Spider** trilogy when they’re going into a war zone–if you get overpowered and are being raped, let him get on top of you, wait till he’s at maximum distraction, then ram your thumb and forefinger into either side of the bridge of the nose as deeply into the eyesockets as you can reach, close them down hard on the ridge of bone inside with all you’ve got and _twist_. Now, I’ve no idea just how efficacious that is, but the concept makes me wince just as much as any testicular-damage image.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-bites-off-his-testicles-and-hes-charged-with-rape-evil-tmi-for-guys-heh-heh/65952/23 "2001-05-20T03:54:45Z")

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BTW, the quote is “I read. You do know how to read, don’t you, you ignorant fuck?” wherein he gets hit in the face, very hard, with a movie reel. One of my top 10 fav movies, easy.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-bites-off-his-testicles-and-hes-charged-with-rape-evil-tmi-for-guys-heh-heh/65952/24 "2001-05-20T04:02:38Z")

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