# She called me a nerd

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913 "2012-11-13T19:56:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913/21 "2012-11-15T20:30:35Z")

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Conserve energy: commute with a Hamiltonian.

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913/22 "2012-11-16T02:49:49Z")

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Heisenburg gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks him, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenburg shrugs and says, “no, but I know where I am.”

Mrs. Shroedinger comes up from the basement and goes into her husband’s study. “What did you do to the cat?” she asks. “It looks half dead!”

Assume a spherical chicken of consistent density . . .

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913/23 "2012-11-17T02:34:54Z")

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> [@swampspruce](#):
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> OK, since you asked nicely…  
> [E=mc2 ± 3 dB](http://www.harman.com/EN-US/OurCompany/Innovation/Documents/White%20Papers/AudioScience.pdf)
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> It’ll be music to your ears, I’m sure. Sorry, I calcium like I see’em.

Wouldn’t that be " I calcium like I cesium" ?

😃

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all epoch. Try the dark matter, it’s superb.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913/24 "2012-11-17T03:00:38Z")

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> [@Double\_Foolscap](#):
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> Are there any good Sodium jokes?
> 
> Na.

What’s that old joke: Ba + 2Na = BaNaNa  
Add fission and you get a BaNaNa split.

Or something like that.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-called-me-a-nerd/640913/25 "2012-11-17T03:26:46Z")

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> [@bibliophage](#):
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> [Amy Mainzer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Mainzer) perhaps?

Dear Lord I’m in love.

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