# She can't live without me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870 "2007-03-21T14:58:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/1 "2007-03-21T14:58:04Z")
What to do? I’m happily married, we’ve been through so much together this last year, but now this other woman is saying that she can’t live without me. She says that she doesn’t care that I’m married; in fact, it’s that much more convenient because she’s married too, but is terribly unhappy in her marriage. Her husband is always away on business trips and she’s so lonely at night. She just wants company and is that such a terrible thing to ask for? She begs for attention, she wants excitement and promises the best. All I need to do is clink in the link provided in her mail, but, of course, Keiko’s email just got deleted with the rest of the spam. I hope someone will help her. Won’t someone think of the lonely housewives of Japan? ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/2 "2007-03-21T15:02:58Z")
With a handle like yours, no wonder she asked you first! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/3 "2007-03-21T15:09:14Z")
Oh. It’s spam. On reading the title, I thought this was going to be about your wife. On reading the beginning, I thought it was a real person, and I was going to say, “Run. Run like the wind.” Especially after reading some of your other threads, **TokypPlayer**. Mind you, if there were any _unmarried_ Japanese women available in their thirties or forties, _I_ might be interested… ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/4 "2007-03-21T15:15:06Z")
Don’t commit too early! Wait til you find one that also promises to make your p3n1$ bigger and gives you V!4gr4 without the need for a prescription. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/5 "2007-03-21T21:28:09Z")
Wait! You’ve made a terrible mistake! All you need to do is advance her a small sum of money for the sum total of $4.6 billion dollars deposited into your account as the beneficiary of her dear departed uncle’s estate! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cant-live-without-me/396870/6 "2007-03-21T21:52:09Z")
Hey, that sounds an awful lot like Sandra from Nigeria. Maybe they should be penpals.