# She cut off his what? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021 "2002-06-14T12:22:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/1 "2002-06-14T12:22:20Z")
> **[MSNBC News - Breaking News and News Today | Latest News](https://www.msnbc.com/)** > > MSNBC breaking news and the latest news for today. Get daily news from local news reporters and world news updates with live audio & video from our team. A Birmingham Alabama woman got pissed at her boyfirend so she “cut off nearly all of his buttocks” with a utility knife. :eek: What a dis-ass-ter! He’ll be the butt of so many jokes! He’ll never put this behind him! Somebody stop me… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/2 "2002-06-14T12:32:45Z")
The guy’s last name is Outlaw. Heh. Talk about “tearing someone a new one”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/3 "2002-06-14T12:38:51Z")
Cheeky little wench, wasn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/4 "2002-06-14T12:47:42Z")
So who would you rather run into: Kimberly King or Lorena Bobbit? And does this question belong in GD, IMHO, or the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/5 "2002-06-14T14:30:16Z")
“nearly all of his buttocks”??? How many did this guy have? ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/6 "2002-06-14T14:38:55Z")
My god. Can you imagine how dangerous it would be to be dating both King and Bobbit at the same time? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/7 "2002-06-14T15:22:22Z")
**Why A Duck** , did she expect him to take that sitting down? Looking at it in a cold, dispassionate light, I’d rather encounter Lorena. How the heck do you reattach a buttock? ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/8 "2002-06-14T15:30:33Z")
Did they find the pieces? Quick someone, we need two hands and a bloodhound. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/9 "2002-06-14T16:42:17Z")
Looks like his life has hit bottom! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/10 "2002-06-14T16:50:51Z")
Looks like his life has hit bottom! ---
**Author:** ![i\_rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@i\_rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_rage)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/11 "2002-06-14T16:56:01Z")
Anyone for a Butt steak? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/12 "2002-06-14T17:12:42Z")
Hehe this is like some bad Austin Powers thread. lol ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/13 "2002-06-14T17:20:17Z")
Maybe someone could send him a nice rump roast. ---
**Author:** ![i\_rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@i\_rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_rage)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/14 "2002-06-14T17:27:30Z")
A couple of hams and some duct tape… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/15 "2002-06-14T17:37:15Z")
[Monty Python voice] How do you know it was King? Because she’s got shit on her. [/Monty Python voice] ---
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/16 "2002-06-14T17:37:43Z")
Am I the only one thinking of **Candide** here? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/17 "2002-06-14T18:01:34Z")
I bet he’ll elicit some snickers the next time he exclaims “Kiss my ass!” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/18 "2002-06-14T18:03:18Z")
Now _there’s_ a guy who can’t find his ass with both hands. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/19 "2002-06-14T18:04:13Z")
Hope he has the ass ets for recontructive surjury. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/20 "2002-06-14T18:14:18Z")
Maybe she was just trying to help him get his head out… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021.md?page=2)