# She cut off his what? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021 "2002-06-14T12:22:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/41 "2002-06-15T03:17:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lightnin’ \* > \*\*My god. Can you imagine how dangerous it would be to be dating both King and Bobbit at the same time? :eek: \*\* No kidding! They’d get you coming and going. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/42 "2002-06-15T04:03:02Z")
So he could be excused for not being able to tell his ass from a hole in the ground for a while. “It’s my ass!” “It’s a hole in the ground!” “No, it’s my ass _in_ a hole in the ground!” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/43 "2002-06-15T04:34:07Z")
Seri-ass-ly, this isn’t very funny. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/44 "2002-06-15T05:04:46Z")
Since the buttocks are largely muscle tissue, I’d assume you’d cut them off in a manner similar to carving a ham. And yes, you _can_ drive a car in a semi-reclining positon…er, don’t ask. :o ---
**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/45 "2002-06-15T05:44:22Z")
Anyone else whistling “Three blind mice”? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/46 "2002-06-15T15:22:04Z")
You know, I’m surprised this hasn’t reached ass-tronimical proportions yet… butt I guess he doesn’t want too many peopel assking questions. He’ll lay low for a while, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/47 "2002-06-15T15:44:35Z")
Yeah that’s _pretty_ funny. Any jokes about women getting their breasts cut off? Here’s [one](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/4077/brudos.html) to get you started! > [@](#): > > Brudos said later. Jerry then raped the corpse repeatedly before slicing off both breasts and dumping her in the Long Tom River. Go crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/48 "2002-06-15T16:38:50Z")
Yikes… I admit, I giggled at all the ass jokes above (particularly **Clever Hans’s** response to **lieu** ), but after reading the story it’s far less amusing. She was trying to butcher the man, my god… Not that I’m trying to get judgmental on anybody… I laughed as hard as anybody, but now I wish I hadn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/49 "2002-06-15T17:06:03Z")
Rural part of Birmingham, eh? I hope he didn’t live on a farm because he’s sure not going to be smelling that dairy air anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/50 "2002-06-15T21:58:29Z")
Hey now, what southern mama hasn’t said something along the lines of “get in here before I cut your ass!” And I agree, it’s not very nice to make fun, but she cut his ass off. I mean, if it had been his bits-n-pieces, it would have been scary/shocking. This is just funny/shocking. Besides, now he can be a professional skateboarder. Everyone knows they all have no asses. (AKA Skater-butt) ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021/51 "2002-07-13T21:17:55Z")
I hope the doctors were able to **rect** ify the situation. She sounds like a h-anus bitch. LC [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-cut-off-his-what/114021.md?page=2)