# She-e-e-e's Ba-a-a-ack! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912 "2003-03-20T21:55:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/1 "2003-03-20T21:55:03Z")
[Monica Lewinsky is to host a “reality” dating show on (get this…!) FOX.](http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20030319_1987.html) This show is SO gonna suck! let’s see how many oral sex jokes/puns we can get on this topic… ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/2 "2003-03-20T21:57:24Z")
I don’t if it will suck, but it will definitely blow. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/3 "2003-03-20T21:58:17Z")
A crappy show on FOX? No way! I never would have believed it. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/4 "2003-03-20T21:58:46Z")
She devil with a blew dress on. ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/5 "2003-03-20T22:04:30Z")
Make it go away… please make it go away :eek: ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/6 "2003-03-20T22:34:42Z")
… this is a sad…sad…day ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/7 "2003-03-20T22:38:10Z")
How do they expect us to swallow that? ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/8 "2003-03-20T22:40:10Z")
She couldn’t get her own TV show if she went down on her knees ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/9 "2003-03-20T22:40:11Z")
Okay, I read this article earlier, and was weirded out by the picture. The link in the OP doesn’t have a picture, but the one I saw on Yahoo does. Look at her. Has she had plastic surgery??? [http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20030320/od\_nm/leisure\_lewinsky\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20030320/od_nm/leisure_lewinsky_dc) ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/10 "2003-03-20T23:10:58Z")
What buxom eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/11 "2003-03-21T00:51:31Z")
I saw a pic in USA Today. Her mouth was open…I wonder if that was intentional. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/12 "2003-03-21T01:06:40Z")
/me passes out cigars ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/13 "2003-03-21T01:19:36Z")
Aw, c’mon guys, we’re just gonna have to take it on the chin. :o ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/14 "2003-03-21T01:31:35Z")
I’m sure she’ll have a ball with that. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/15 "2003-03-21T01:41:49Z")
Who’d she have to blow to get that job? ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/16 "2003-03-21T05:24:29Z")
I saw this coming. [I still think she is kinda cute.](http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Mar/20033205073098100226077.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![schplebordnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@schplebordnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schplebordnik)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/17 "2003-03-21T05:51:05Z")
How many ostriches had to die to cover that vast expanse of flesh! Oh the aviary! ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/18 "2003-03-22T16:36:48Z")
Are they nuts? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-e-e-es-ba-a-a-ack/162912/19 "2003-03-22T16:41:57Z")
Those contestants must be gagging for it 🙂