# She even \[i\]looks\[/i\] like Captain Janeway **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872 "2003-02-05T03:44:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/41 "2003-02-07T04:39:01Z")
Then we can make Midori Slimeballs and Alien Secretion–if I can ever remember those recipes as well. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/42 "2003-02-07T04:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*You wait… > > One day, we’re gonna have such a cool Trekker/Doper party. \*\* Oh god I never though of that… You bring the pointy ears, **viva** get the ale, **Tars** bring the women ( **Kn\*ckers** ;)) and I’ll go shoot myself. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/43 "2003-02-07T05:17:51Z")
i’m not sharing the women… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/44 "2003-02-07T05:41:51Z")
This has to be the best thread ever. I haven’t laughed this much at something I’ve read since finishing “The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/45 "2003-02-07T13:33:23Z")
Did someone mention wine women and song? I’m all for that. Can we have pecan pie, too? And is Porthos invited? God, I hope not. Also, **Wearia** , you shouldn’t shoot yourself. Very messy. Much neater to hang yourself… Not that I think you should or anything! Oh that sounded so mean and evil. I’m a bad, bad person. In other news, I want tequila and chocolate, and I want them NOW. Kn(funny, weird, confused little thread)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/46 "2003-02-07T13:48:43Z")
Wearis can take Porthos for a walk while we party. CP, the Great Compromiser. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/47 "2003-02-07T14:08:15Z")
My favorite Spock line ever: In _The Cage_, the first (unaired 'til much later) pilot for _TOS_, when the landing party beams back up to the ship after laser-ing the big rock, and they materialize in the transporter room, but Number One and the Yoeman (what a babe she was!) are missing… Spock looks around and _yells_: _ **"THE WOMEN!"** _ Just thought I’d throw that in here, you know… it’s Trek… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/48 "2003-02-07T14:10:49Z")
but if **Wearia** ’s all shot up and hanged and stuff, it’s going to be really hard to walk! Maybe the Panda could help? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/49 "2003-02-08T03:43:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*Oh god I never though of that… You bring the pointy ears, **viva** get the ale, **Tars** bring the women (\*\*Kn_ckers\*\* ;)) and I’ll go shoot myself. \*\* * * * _AHEM_ Uh, I’m one of the _women_ too, **Blearia**. Pay attention, fergodsake. 😛 (I’m just funnin’.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/50 "2003-02-08T03:50:38Z")
There will be an exam on Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/51 "2003-02-08T03:52:01Z")
But I don’t know anything about Tuesday! ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/52 "2003-02-08T04:51:44Z")
**Bleria**? Really people lets be adult about this. **carni** stop making faces! **viva** I had you assigned to bring ale and since you were already coming with the ale why would **Tars** need to bring you along, hmmmmmm? Gotcha there! Oh and I figured it out, I’ll hang myself with a rope that will be strung up a pulley then brought down to **Porthos** ’s collar. So, as **Porthos** walks he will slowly hang me! While I am my hardest critic, I have to say this idea is pure unsaturated genius. I get hung, **Porthos** gets walked and everyone _parties down_! Woo! And since I’m on a role here, how about I add a practice question for the Tuesday quiz? OK here goes: 1. This day comes before Wednsday but after Monday. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/53 "2003-02-08T06:22:20Z")
\*You \* assigned me? YOU **ass** igned me?! I take no orders, no advice, no suggestions, no counsel, and certainly no ASSignments! (I bet I’d suck as a real Starfleet officer. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/54 "2003-02-08T06:27:54Z")
There’s always the Klingon Defense Force. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/55 "2003-02-08T14:43:57Z")
Before Wednesday but after Monday…Can I count on my fingers? ^:)^ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/56 "2003-02-08T15:09:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*\*You \* assigned me? YOU **ass** igned me?! I take no orders, no advice, no suggestions, no counsel, and certainly no ASSignments! > > (I bet I’d suck as a real Starfleet officer. 😉 ) \*\* You can be Trip. Trip with breasts, sure… but… that would actually make a good episode. [runs off to phone Berman} ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/57 "2003-02-09T05:38:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*You can be Trip. > > Trip with breasts, sure… but… that would actually make a good episode. > > [runs off to phone Berman} \*\* * * * Been peeking again? 😉 Well, he had nipples once–albeit on his arm–so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch. Boy, you are so right about Trip. Great character, but he’d be my last choice for a first officer! Now go look up “albeit” before you strain yourself. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/58 "2003-02-09T05:48:02Z")
He had nipples _once_?! Did some alien of the week abscond with his or somethin’? I don’t think I’d want to travel in space if I when someone teases me by sayin’ they have my nose, they might really have it. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/59 "2003-02-09T05:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*He had nipples _once_?! Did some alien of the week abscond with his or somethin’? I don’t think I’d want to travel in space if I when someone teases me by sayin’ they have my nose, they might really have it. :eek: \*\* * * * Yeah, he was attacked by those Phage-plagued guys from Voyager, and then mangled during a transporter test. He just doesn’t remember. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-even-i-looks-i-like-captain-janeway/152872/60 "2003-02-09T06:02:43Z")
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