# She spins me about **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358 "2010-01-02T01:38:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/21 "2010-01-02T03:40:28Z")
Is her name Lora, spelled like that? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/22 "2010-01-02T03:52:07Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > As to the creative writing, I stole “she spins me about” from _Firefly_, so blame Joss Whedon. Right round like a record player? Shit, man, you know the right thing to do. It just means less nookie so you can’t do it. Welcome to humanity. You’re _gonna_ dip your dick in the crazy. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/23 "2010-01-02T04:03:29Z")
Is it possible for you to give her your ATM password? Maybe the passwords you use for email and any social networking sites you use? That would get her to trust you. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/24 "2010-01-02T04:04:25Z")
There ain’t no sex like crazy sex. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/25 "2010-01-02T04:21:32Z")
The crazier the chick the better she is in bed, i know how hard it is to push them away. Just don’t be a dumbass and let it go beyond that. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/26 "2010-01-02T04:44:20Z")
I had one of these. Amazingly beautiful. I mean AMAZINGLY. I could not believe a woman that looked like her would ever be interested in a man anything short of Apollo. The sexiest woman I’ve ever met, ever. Just… I mean, I can’t begin to explain it. And craaaaaaazy. She burned every bridge she ever came to. I got over her. You can get over them. In fact, everyone got over her - eventually everyone she knew left her behind. I suppose today she’s running through a new set of lovers, friends and acquaintances she’ll drive away. But I wouldn’t know, 'cause I haven’t seen her in 13 years or so, and if she showed up at my door I’d tell her to leave or else I’d call the cops. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/27 "2010-01-02T04:55:29Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Is it possible for you to give her your ATM password? Maybe the passwords you use for email and any social networking sites you use? That would get her to trust you. I was going to suggest buying a house with her and moving in together, then inviting the rest of her family to move in, too, but giving her all your passwords is good, too. Hell, **Monkey** , just marry her and have kids with her. That oughta do you up right. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/28 "2010-01-02T05:20:24Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/29 "2010-01-02T05:29:14Z")
Don’t forget to pay for her therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/30 "2010-01-02T05:52:37Z")
You haters are just jealous of **Monkey with a Gun**. Like the saying goes, “Crazy in the head… crazy in the bed.” Seriously, **Monkey** , why doesn’t this amazing catch have a key to your house yet? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/31 "2010-01-02T06:17:43Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Have lots of unprotected sex. > Also, loan her money. Lots of money. > [@FinnAgain](#): > > Do you have a car? You should probably loan it to her. That will help too. > [@FinnAgain](#): > > That is silly. It’s all her fault. > But if you let her watch your pets while you’re out of town for a very long period, it will improve things. > [@FinnAgain](#): > > Is it possible for you to give her your ATM password? Maybe the passwords you use for email and any social networking sites you use? That would get her to trust you. All of this bears repeating. It is the best advice you will get on this matter. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/32 "2010-01-02T06:24:54Z")
I can’t believe that you fell for the old “hold me while we sleep” ploy. Guys, we know you get morning wood. That’s why we want you to stay around until then. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/33 "2010-01-02T06:32:34Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > The crazier the chick the better she is in bed, i know how hard it is to push them away. Just don’t be a dumbass and let it go beyond that. C’mon, banging a crazy chick gets you great sex _and_ war stories for later. Have you guys thought about adopting? ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/34 "2010-01-02T06:34:16Z")
Why the fuck did you post this bullshit? Much less in the Pit. Who gives a fuck? Yet another new year starting with lame-ass personal shit nobody cares about. Why do people post whiny bullshit here? No wonder the Pit has gone to shit. I demand this be moved to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![St.Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@St.Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Anger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/35 "2010-01-02T06:39:54Z")
I’d keep banging that skank ass, if you don’t mind working through all her bullshit each time you get laid. Make sure you are wrapping that weasel, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/36 "2010-01-02T06:41:11Z")
Has anyone suggested joint credit cards yet? She’ll be very grateful and will take good care of them. > [@RickJay](#): > > Amazingly beautiful. I mean AMAZINGLY. I could not believe a woman that looked like her would ever be interested in a man anything short of Apollo. The sexiest woman I’ve ever met, ever. Just… I mean, I can’t begin to explain it. And craaaaaaazy. She burned every bridge she ever came to. That reminds me of a picture I saw of a gorgeous, sexy woman, but with the caption of something like “Someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/37 "2010-01-02T06:44:17Z")
Important sex toy – ear plugs. Use an iPod with the music turned WAY up whenever she’s around. Also, see if she’ll go for being gagged as a “sexual adventure”. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/38 "2010-01-02T07:07:14Z")
As amusing as all this advice is, consider this: The time you spend on her is time you aren’t meeting the woman you should be with. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/39 "2010-01-02T07:27:48Z")
Nonsense. Being with this chick builds character. Women love a man with character. He just has to be sure to talk about this chick, non-stop, if and when he gets a date with another woman. ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358/40 "2010-01-02T07:40:55Z")
I pit the OP for using words referring to [Inara](http://media.photobucket.com/image/firefly%20inara/catdog875woo/firefly-serenity-movie-promotional-.jpg) for his crazy bitch. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-spins-me-about/523358.md?page=3)