# "She was only a \_\_\_\_ daughter, but \_\_\_\_!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826 "2006-07-01T01:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/21 "2006-07-01T14:50:55Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] She was only a mortician’s daughter but she nearly killed me! [/QUOTE] She was only a funeral director’s daughter, but she sure knew what to do with a stiff when she saw one. She was only a mohel’s daughter, but she knew how to handle a Jewish penis. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/22 "2006-07-01T15:02:42Z")
[QUOTE=samclem] I found this same game in a 1930 newspaper. They gave you ten examples, and you filled in the blank. Most of them were pretty sappy. An example of the best one: “She was only a \_\_\_\_\_\_ daughter, but she always kneaded the dough.” [/QUOTE] In Britain in 1932 there was even a [record](http://www.immortalia.com/html/sounds/CDs/various-artists/listen-to-the-banned/she-was-only-a-postmaster-s-daughter.htm)… ---
**Author:** ![Bertie\_Wooster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58f4c7/32.png) [@Bertie\_Wooster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bertie_Wooster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/23 "2006-07-01T15:42:56Z")
She was only a stockbroker’s daughter, but everyone got a share. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/24 "2006-07-01T15:45:10Z")
She was only Jeeves daughter, but we all thought she was a right ho! ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/25 "2006-07-01T15:57:08Z")
She was only the Godfather’s daughter, but she certainly knew how to _… uuugh … ech… agh-g-g-g!_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/26 "2006-07-01T16:05:20Z")
…she loves going up and down the shaft. …once her doors close, get ready to ride. …press her button and she comes. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/27 "2006-07-01T16:27:03Z")
she was only a fireman’s daughter, but man, she was smokin! he was only a watchmaker’s son, but he never gave me the time of day ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/28 "2006-07-01T16:48:00Z")
She was only Batman’s daughter, but she was always prepared. She was only a the daughter of a firefighter & a veteranian, but could she burn your dog. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/29 "2006-07-01T16:51:07Z")
She was only a pet shop owner’s daughter, but she’d always let you pet her well, you know . . . can I really type that here? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/30 "2006-07-01T18:05:48Z")
She was only the dadaist’s daughter but she green articulation of combustible alarm clocks. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/31 "2006-07-01T18:11:34Z")
She was only the proctologist’s daughter but she bent over backwards to please. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/32 "2006-07-01T18:26:54Z")
[QUOTE=aldiboronti] She was only the proctologist’s daughter but she bent over backwards to please. [/QUOTE] No, no. Just misses. When you go to a proctologist, you don’t bend over **backwards.** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/33 "2006-07-01T18:49:32Z")
She was only a track star’s daughter, but did she ever give me the runaround! She was only a Platonist’s daughter, but she was always in perfect form! She was only a Pentacostal minister’s daughter, but…JESUS CHRIST! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/34 "2006-07-01T18:51:06Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] No, no. Just misses. When you go to a proctologist, you don’t bend over **backwards.** [/QUOTE] She was only a proctologist’s daughter, but was she ever a pain in the ass! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/35 "2006-07-01T20:01:39Z")
She was only the Port Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/36 "2006-07-01T20:17:24Z")
She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I loved her still. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/37 "2006-07-01T20:27:32Z")
She was only a Baker’s daughter, but she could sure make the loaf rise. She was only an Eviction Agent’s daughter, but she sure put out. She was only the FBI Director’s daughter, but she sure could wear a dress. She was only a Carpet Layer’s daughter, but she sure could shag. She was only a Chef’s daughter, but she sure was good eats. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/38 "2006-07-01T20:52:46Z")
She was only a spammer’s daughter, but she sure did love my hvge 3rect10n. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/39 "2006-07-02T01:12:15Z")
She was only Daria Morgendorfer’s daughter, but she engaged in an otherwise innocent activity that could be twisted into a double entendre for the amusement of the unwashed masses. :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/40 "2006-07-02T04:30:23Z")
She was only a carpenter’s daughter, but she sure did know how to screw my nuts! :eek: :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826.md?page=3)