# "She was only a \_\_\_\_ daughter, but \_\_\_\_!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826 "2006-07-01T01:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/41 "2006-07-02T11:43:57Z")
She was only Superman’s daughter, but she made me a Man of Steel! Come to think of it, so did the machinist’s daughter. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/42 "2006-07-02T13:32:47Z")
She was only the athist’s daughter but she certainly believed in the Second Coming. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/43 "2006-07-02T17:55:02Z")
It was only a thread, but it loomed in the wrong forum. Off to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/44 "2006-07-02T17:58:13Z")
She was only a pilot’s daughter, but she always kept her cockpit clean. And a classic one about Margaret Thatcher: She was only a grocer’s daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/45 "2006-07-02T18:06:37Z")
She was only a saggar maker’s daughter, but she was good at putting her knockers on my bottom[\*](http://www.thepotteries.org/bottle_kiln/saggar.htm). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/46 "2006-07-06T02:11:51Z")
She was only a Doper’s daughter, but she knew what to do with a post! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/47 "2006-07-06T02:14:14Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] She was only a mortician’s daughter but she nearly killed me! [/QUOTE] Better still: She was only a mortician’s daughter, but she knew how to bury the old stiff! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/48 "2006-07-06T02:29:54Z")
She was only a farmer’s daughter, but boy did I like to plow her. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/49 "2006-07-06T16:15:06Z")
[QUOTE=kalex] She was only the stable man’s daughter But all the horsemen knew her. (Oh come on, it’s funny!) [/QUOTE] It is. They used to say it back in my mom’s “day” (1930s or so). ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/50 "2006-07-06T18:22:42Z")
She was only a Magician’s daughter, but boy did she know how to vanish a wand. She was only a Judge’s daughter, but she knew how to introduce a motion in the chamber. She was only a Civil Engineer’s daugher, but she knew how to stop traffic. She was only the President’s daughter, but she knew how to come in the Oval Office. She was only a PC repair technician’s daughter, but she knew how to handle a hard drive. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/51 "2006-07-06T19:31:43Z")
She was only a mortician’s daughter, but anyone cadaver. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/52 "2006-07-06T21:05:02Z")
I’m crying here. I love these! She was only a UPS driver’s daughter, but my package always came on time. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/53 "2006-07-07T04:32:06Z")
OK, I should be working. . . She was only Mary’s daughter, but there was always something about her. She was only the drummer’s daughter, but man, how she could bang you. She was only the electrician’s daughter, but how she would turn me on. She was only a redneck’s daughter, but his wife as well. OK, back to work. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/54 "2006-07-07T04:40:41Z")
She was only a clarinetist’s daughter, but she sure knew how to blow wood! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/55 "2006-07-07T05:29:48Z")
She was only a potter’s daughter, but she had perfect jugs! She was only a boilerman’s daugher, but things got steamy real fast! She was only a streetcleaner’s daughter, but I got swept away! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/56 "2006-07-07T10:24:03Z")
She was only an ornithologist’s daughter, but could she swallow! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/57 "2006-07-07T12:26:16Z")
She was only the President’s daughter, but what a Bush! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/58 "2006-07-07T16:25:34Z")
She was only a secretary’s daughter, but she really knew how to take dick-tation. She was only a psychiatrist’s daughter, but she loved to lay me on her couch. She was only Dick Cheney’s daughter, but she’s not overly fond of Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/59 "2006-07-07T17:00:50Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] She was only the President’s daughter, but what a Bush! [/QUOTE] Nice one 🙂 And on that theme… She was only Bill and Hillary’s daughter, but boy what a pair of boobs! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826/60 "2006-07-07T17:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] She was only a redneck’s daughter, but his wife as well. [/QUOTE] She was only Woody Allen’s paramour’s adopted daughter, but… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/she-was-only-a-____-daughter-but-____/362826.md?page=4)