# Sheen: Just Another Lohan?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sheen-just-another-lohan/572539>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sheen-just-another-lohan/572539 "2011-02-25T04:18:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sheen-just-another-lohan/572539/21 "2011-02-25T17:08:44Z")

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Annie X-Mas:

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> I can guarantee you will NEVER see him on Broadway

Not even in [Checkin’ In](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP5pmZKAirw&playnext=1&list=PL35EE4F9FBEB0A213)? (youtube link)

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sheen-just-another-lohan/572539/22 "2011-02-25T19:00:13Z")

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I will never understand how this piece of shit keeps skating through life. “I mean, sure, he’s shot people, and beaten them up, and threatened them with knives, but he’s never, y’know, KILLED anyone or anything. Haw haw haw! Charlie, you scamp, you!”

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sheen-just-another-lohan/572539/23 "2011-02-25T23:57:54Z")

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So has anyone figured out what a [“Vatican assassin warlock”](http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/24/charlie-sheen-slams-men/) is? And, more importantly, has anyone on the board claimed it as a custom title? 😃

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