# She'll never leave the house again! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554 "2001-02-07T21:50:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/1 "2001-02-07T21:50:13Z")
This could be a godsend to some women, but if you think a cell phone was a distraction while driving, just try this little gem! [http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/02/07/orgasm.device/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/02/07/orgasm.device/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/2 "2001-02-07T22:04:46Z")
> [@](#): > > The implant idea came about “serendipitously,” said Meloy, a physician with Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. “I was treating a chronic pain condition and generated a response I was not anticipating.” > > Meloy had implanted electrodes in the spine of a patient, using electric pulses to modify pain signals passing through her nerves. > > Patients in such operations remain conscious to help surgeons place the electrodes in the best locations to relieve chronic pain. And in this case the woman exclaimed emphatically when Meloy missed the right spot. > > “I asked her what that was and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that,’” he said. hehe… _giggle giggle_ _starts singing_ He’s the one they call Dr. FeelGood… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/3 "2001-02-07T22:08:15Z")
Well, I know _I_ wouldn’t! At least for awhile. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/4 "2001-02-07T22:13:05Z")
Heyyyyyyyyy! **Arden** honey! How YOU doin’? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/5 "2001-02-07T22:25:42Z")
Hmmm…i’ll have to pick me up one of those ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/6 "2001-02-07T23:19:00Z")
At the bottom of the article it says that it may work the same for men. Say goodbye to civilization. ---
**Author:** ![jeyen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a4c791/32.png) [@jeyen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeyen)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/7 "2001-02-07T23:20:11Z")
I’m in. Do they have a layaway plan? Jeyen [sub]Yes, I meant to say that.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/8 "2001-02-08T03:02:12Z")
Would I want this ? Yesssssss oh yes baby. Yes, yes yessssssssssssss. er, I mean yes I am willing to undergo the surgery for medical science. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/9 "2001-02-08T03:09:03Z")
I humbly offer my services as a guinea pig. [sub]Now will somebody please help me get that song “She Blinded Me With Science” out of my head?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/10 "2001-02-08T04:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \* > \*\*Heyyyyyyyyy! **Arden** honey! How YOU doin’? 🙂 \*\* Hey ya, Flyboy! How YOU doing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/11 "2001-02-08T10:34:27Z")
Oh, for God’s sake. Am I the only one here who likes even just the idea of hot, sweaty, physical, flesh on flesh SEX more than just the orgasm? Aren’t we plugged into too many machines as it is? ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/12 "2001-02-08T10:41:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Oh, for God’s sake. Am I the only one here who likes even just the idea of hot, sweaty, physical, flesh on flesh SEX more than just the orgasm? > \*\* Nope I’ll do some mod butt kissin’ and say you ain’t the only one that loves the good ol’ lovin’ that people give to each other. I couldn’t imagine a world without sex but I could without and orgasm the latter just isn’t as important to me. I absolutely love the quality “get freaky” with my girlfriend time and nothing will change that! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shell-never-leave-the-house-again/53554/13 "2001-02-08T12:34:54Z")
If they make one of these for guys, society will come to screaching halt.