# She's a brick . . . house **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 22, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691 "2004-03-22T05:24:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/21 "2004-03-23T04:27:06Z")
Girl I swear, that perfume you wear Smells like turnip greens And every time I kiss you, child It tastes like pork and beans You tell me you’re from New York, Baby But I know you’re from way down South 'Cause I can hear a Mississippi Mama Every time you open up your mouth Oh, you’re so… Down home, Girl ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/22 "2004-03-23T04:56:45Z")
\*Down on the corner, by the traffic light, everybody’s lookin’, as she goes by, they turn their heads and they, watch her till she’s gone. Lord have mercy, Baby’s got her blue jeans on! up by the bus stop, and across the street, open up their windows, to take a peek, y’all she goes walking, rockin’ like a rollin’ stone. Heaven help us, baby’s got her blue jeans on! She can’t help it if she’s made that way, she’s not to blame if they look her way, she ain’t really tryin’ to cause a scene, it just comes naturally, lord the girl can’t help it. \* Haven’t listened to this song in forever but it was between this and _Cherry Lips_ and considering what _Cherry_ Lips is about, I’d rather post this song. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/23 "2004-03-23T06:13:04Z")
\*The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ That’s what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?\* I can’t believe I’m the first one to quote the Tap. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/24 "2004-03-23T06:34:30Z")
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once, Ass so fat that you can see it from the front. She spot me like paparazzi, Shot me a glance in that catwoman stance, with the fat booty pants, Hot damn! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/25 "2004-03-23T06:49:58Z")
I’ve been searching for the daughter of the devil himself I’ve been searching for an angel in white I’ve been waiting for a woman who’s a little of both And I can feel her but she’s nowhere in sight In reality, she’s sitting on the couch about 10 feet away from me crocheting a baby blanket. ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/26 "2004-03-23T06:56:20Z")
_She had that Camarillo Brillo Streamin out along her head I mean that Mendocino Beano By where some bugs had made it red … She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn’t done yet She had grey green skin A doll with a pin I said that she was alright But I couldn’t come in…_ Somehow that seems strangely appropriate here. ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/27 "2004-03-23T06:57:29Z")
With the sig to boot. I didn’t even realize that was on. Cool beans. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/28 "2004-03-23T13:33:50Z")
“She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went.” - Robert Palmer, _Simply Irresistable_ - the best single line about a woman I can think of… ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/29 "2004-03-23T20:43:04Z")
\*… and I know that you think it’s just a fantasy, but since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me! Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on. She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long. Stacy can’t you see? You’re just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom!\* Incidentally, Stacy’s mom (Rachel Hunter, who appears in the video for this song by [Fountains of Wayne](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009QGF2/qid=1080074502/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/103-1595180-5428653)) is the special feature in this month’s _Playboy_. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/30 "2004-03-23T21:43:17Z")
\*Hey, I’m walking with my woman She got great big feet Long, lean and angry She ain’t had nothing to eat But she’s my woman And I love her just the same She’s a fine looking woman And caldonia is her name Now here we go! Caldonia, caldonia What makes your big head so hard I love her Yeah, I love her just the same Give me that now. I’m crazy about the woman ’cause caldonia is her name \* ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/31 "2004-03-23T21:58:56Z")
She’s the talk of my room whenever I’m in my room My little brother loves her more than his favorite cartoon Her body’s bad, the girl’s built, skin like silk Wet, steamy and warm just like a hot cup of milk She’s all the way live, keeps me satisfied I don’t go outside, I like to stay inside Her ways are like a angel, with bright white wings And I’m crazy 'bout the way Kanday shakes her thing Wouldn’t leave her for nothin, only a crazy man would That’s why I had to tell ya that (I - feel - good) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/32 "2004-03-23T22:39:31Z")
She’s a killer QUEEN Gunfire and turpentine Dynomite with a laser beam ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/33 "2004-03-23T23:56:26Z")
welp… Fat bottom girls make the rockin’ world go 'round… ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/34 "2004-03-24T00:55:31Z")
Didn’t take too long ‘fore I found out What people mean by down and out. Spent my money, took my car, Started tellin’ her friends she wants to be a star. I don’t know what I’ve been told Big legged woman ain’t got no soul… (insert moaning here) ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/35 "2004-03-24T01:52:11Z")
In the bars, with the men who play guitars Singin’, drinkin’ and rememberin’ the times My little lover does the midnight shift She balls around all the time I guess there’s just one thing a-left for me to do So I pack my bags and move on my way Cause I got a worried mind Sharin’ what I thought was mine Gonna leave her where the guitars play ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/36 "2004-03-24T02:34:10Z")
Silk and Satin, Leather and Lace, Black Panties and an Angel’s Face. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/37 "2004-03-24T03:26:34Z")
Okay - one more: I been around the world - I seen a million girls Ain’t none of them got - what my Lady she’s got Love me to the limit - achin’ and sore enough to stop a freight train, or start the third world war Wearin’ dresses so tight - and lookin’ dynamite No doubt about it - can’t live without it The girl’s got rhythm. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/38 "2004-03-24T03:32:56Z")
Up on Cripple Creek she sends me. If I spring a leak, she mends me. I don’t have to speak, she defends me. A drunkard’s dream if I ever did see one. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/39 "2004-03-24T04:33:44Z")
Why is this thread so addictive? - ``` Wearin' her perfume, Chanel No. 5 Got to be the finest girl alive She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye Not too skinny, she's not too fat She's a real humdinger and I like it like that She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with the blue dress on* ``` ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691/40 "2004-03-24T05:28:00Z")
The Ukraine girls really knock me out, They leave the West behind. And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, And Georgia’s always on my my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-a-brick-house/235691.md?page=3)