# She's in the jailhouse now - Lindsay Lohan uses up her last chance **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 6, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791 "2010-07-06T23:18:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791/81 "2010-07-10T00:57:07Z")
> [@Duke\_of\_Rat](#): > > I reported my previous post, I swear I thought I was in the pit. Don’t click that link, the sound is NSFW, I don’t think there’s any pics that are NSFW. > > My bad! All fixed up now, rattie m’ boy. Thanks. **Ellen Cherry Safe for Work Moderator** ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791/82 "2010-07-10T01:22:55Z")
Thank you **Ellen**! I’ll watch my peas and queues! ---
**Author:** ![Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicest_of_the_Damned)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791/83 "2010-07-10T03:20:30Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > It’s easy imagining mom making excuses for Lindsay her entire life. I suspect no one ever disciplined her as a kid. Or made her act properly. I remember seeing her on Leno when Parent Trap came out and she was acting kind of mouthy and full of herself. I thought she seemed like a brat. Leno even seemed annoyed. Having said that, I do hope she manages to straighten herself out. The whole thing is just sad. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791/84 "2010-07-10T03:26:55Z")
Before she had the SCRAM bracelet put on, she was looking very [bloated](http://i43.tinypic.com/24mztqt.jpg). What is that- “coke bloat”? She didn’t look like this in court the other day, though. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791/85 "2010-07-10T06:17:21Z")
> [@Duke\_of\_Rat](#): > > A while back, maybe in CS, there was a thread for predictions of which of today’s “It” girls would be the first to do porn to try to stretch their dying career. I don’t remember many of the predictions, I’m sure Brittney (sp?) was on the list, but Lindsay Lohan was recently making a Linda Lovelace biopic. > > Small step in the right direction, Linds. Can’t wait to see what your simulated Deep Throat looks like. > > When she comes out of jail/rehab, my prediction is she makes up for lost partying in a big way. Time to par-tay. > > ETA: Years ago somebody did an awesome compilation vid to a song “Lindsay Lohan Has Some Big Ol’ Titties!” Maybe it was “Damn Big Titties”. I can’t find it anywhere. > > Warning: NSFW link below. – Ellen > > [spoiler] > > Ah! "[Big Ass Titties!](http://www.funfreepages.com/lindsay-lohan-got-some-big-ass-titties-831.html) [/spoiler] My computer antivirus software reports that the site linked to tried to install malware in my computer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-in-the-jailhouse-now-lindsay-lohan-uses-up-her-last-chance/545791.md?page=4)