# She's once, twice, three times a . . .
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136 "2000-12-05T14:57:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/1 "2000-12-05T14:57:12Z")
Sorry to all of you who thought this was a reference to the song.
Hypergirl, with her next post, will hit the big 1000!
And she doesn’t look a day over 690 . . . 🙂
She’s been driving us crazy with her rampamt horniness and proclivity for biting things and making them bloody since June. Together with Tasha (ssskuggiii) she has given us irrefutable evidence that it is possible to be cool and be a thesbian - erm, thesPian at the same time.
She’s taken us through the agony of having a boyfriend thousands of miles away. She’s delivered tales of Ritalin and Jello wrestling. She’s introduced . . . well, people whose named I forgot because they have such low post counts (kidding . . .). She’s stayed . . . hyper in the face of troll invasions. She lasted a voyage into the pit where her request to be flamed erupted in her face. She’s been here for 3000 of my own deathless posts and somehow I’m still alive and (mostly) intact.
But most of all, she’s survived the incredibly dysfunctional family that is the SDMB, and most notably MPSIMS.
So come and . . . get naked!
. . . no. Don’t do that. She’s collapse from all the man- and womanmeat. But do assure her that there is life after 1000.
Life, not A Life.😉
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/2 "2000-12-05T17:35:05Z")
Yes there is life after post 1000, but you become old and bitter. Dang kids, get off my porch!
Only reason I come in here was the song… reminds me of a [MST3K segment](http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/experiments/1004/). Them’s was the good old days.
I must say our Hypergirl is at least 3.5 times the lady according my totally arbitrary (and imaginary) calculations. Iampunha, though, is no less than 5 times the lady.
And that sweet thing Medea’s Child is roughly 4.38 x 10[sup]23[/sup] times the lady. Not sure how that happened.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/3 "2000-12-05T19:13:15Z")
I am just so honored to be included in hypergirl’s sig. I’ve said it before (I even started a thread about it) and I’ll say it again - Hypergirl Rocks!
Congrats on 1K.
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/4 "2000-12-05T21:35:44Z")
Wow thanks! And I didn’t even ask him to do it. Thanks Patrick. Ah, 1000 posts. Well, I guess I’ll get 1000 more someday (with my level of obsession, probably relatively soon). 🙂
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### Author:  [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/5 "2000-12-05T21:49:13Z")
1000 felicitations, hypergirl!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/6 "2000-12-05T22:20:47Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*
> **Wow thanks! And I didn’t even ask him to do it. Thanks Patrick.**
No reason to thank. I figured I might as well do something productive with my time, and as I won’t be explaining the feigned plights of humans to anyone again for a while, I had that to do:)
Plus I got up at 6 or so. Yesterday. And I won’t be going to sleep until . . . 1? AM. Tomorrow.
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### Author:  [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/7 "2000-12-05T22:27:02Z")
Many congratulations from me.
Gratulerar!🙂
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Gratulerar!🙂
Gratulerar!🙂
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### Author:  [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/8 "2000-12-06T01:41:04Z")
The question is: does hypergirl get naked at her _own_ party or do the rest of us?
::kicks off shoes::
whichever…I’m getting ready…
Happy 1K! 😃
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/9 "2000-12-06T01:47:52Z")
That was so sweet of you Patrick. 😃 I was gonna start her a post party thread though. 😛 Now everyone, take off all your clothes and join us in the center for celebratory signs of affection.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/10 "2000-12-06T01:55:12Z")
I am not about to strip. I rarely do that.
I am, however, taking requests for people who want odes to them whenever.
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/11 "2000-12-06T03:33:52Z")
Congratulations, hypergirl!
I have enjoyed your posting very much, and look forward to 1000 more!
Scotti
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/12 "2000-12-06T13:05:57Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \*
> \*\*The question is: does hypergirl get naked at her _own_ party or do the rest of us?
>
> ::kicks off shoes::
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> whichever…I’m getting ready…
>
> Happy 1K! 😃 \*\*
All of us get naked. It wouldn’t be a hypergirl post party if we didn’t. We also need some alcohol and a twister board. Is anyone interested in being my man-whore for the day?
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/13 "2000-12-06T13:07:56Z")
Shit! The above post was mine. Damn all of us using one computer.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/14 "2000-12-06T15:15:19Z")
[QUOTE]
\*Originally posted by hypergirl \*
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> [@](#):
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> Is anyone interested in being my man-whore for the day? \*\*
I volunteer!
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### Author:  [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/15 "2000-12-06T15:22:41Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
> \*\* Iampunha, though, is no less than 5 times the lady.
> \*\*
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Punha, no acknowledgement of the compliment?
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/16 "2000-12-06T15:39:09Z")
Shh… We’re all watching hypergirl.
But I’m not getting naked. None of you want that. Horror and blindness will ensue.
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/17 "2000-12-06T15:53:59Z")
Oh come on! Follow rules. Everyone gets naked in Jess’ post party. ::rips off clothing:: [wait, i’m in the middle of class. bad idea.]
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/18 "2000-12-06T16:35:26Z")
Sorry, I was not aware of the rules. I just wandered in by accident, really…
:slowing backing away:
Hey, is that a tiger over there?
:running to nearest exit:
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/19 "2000-12-06T17:00:52Z")
[QUOTE]
\*Originally posted by xizor \*
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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > Is anyone interested in being my man-whore for the day? \*\*
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> I volunteer! \*\*
Allrighty then. Get over here and preform your duties. :::strips of clothes and hops into xizor’s lap:::
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/20 "2000-12-06T17:27:16Z")
1000 posts and I just want to have sex with her…(and ssskugs’ too)…but thats neither here, nor there.
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