# She's once, twice, three times a . . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136 "2000-12-05T14:57:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/21 "2000-12-06T18:53:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*Allrighty then. Get over here and preform your duties. :::strips of clothes and hops into xizor’s lap::: \*\*

WooHoo! I like this kinda party baby!  
:: strips of his clothes and starts performing his duties on Hypergirl 😉

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/22 "2000-12-07T04:47:56Z")

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I figured you would enjoy this party. Can you give me some details of what your duties are? I just want enough to get a mental picture in my mind. 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/23 "2000-12-07T05:51:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*  
> > \*\* Iampunha, though, is no less than 5 times the lady.  
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> \<instigating mode\>  
> Punha, no acknowledgement of the compliment?
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> \</instigating mode\> \*\*

I think there are some people who might disagree with the notion that I’m a lady.\

5 times as GOOD as a lady . . . well, I’ll take that thanksverymuch:)

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/24 "2000-12-07T17:07:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*I figured you would enjoy this party. Can you give me some details of what your duties are? I just want enough to get a mental picture in my mind. 🙂 \*\*

Well, I’m _your_ man-whore, so my duties are whatever you tell me to do 😃

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/25 "2000-12-09T01:47:48Z")

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Down on your knees bitch!

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shes-once-twice-three-times-a/44136/26 "2000-12-11T15:17:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*Down on your knees bitch! \*\*

As soon as you get off my lap 😃

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