# shhhhh.... I think aha might be mentally unstable! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013 "2000-04-15T19:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/1 "2000-04-15T19:56:00Z")
I think i’m just gonna cross to the other side of the street when I see him commin just in case. But lets keep this quiet… we dont want to aggrivate things further! * * * **I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.** - Another TRUE Wally original! Accept no substitues! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/2 "2000-04-15T21:26:00Z")
What took you so long to figure this out?!? * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six days, 19 hours, 23 minutes and 38 seconds. 272 cigarettes not smoked, saving $34.04. Life saved: 22 hours, 40 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/3 "2000-04-15T21:28:00Z")
i’s just slow m’guess… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/4 "2000-04-15T21:37:00Z")
Whyyy… ( very placid ) I don’t know how you could think that I am mentally unstable?? NOW!!! All of you mothers of rat bastards can burn in the bastions of hell fire cause that’s were all you whore mongering finger pointing sons-a bit… Noooooo wait! Hold it!! Is that a radio message I hear in my fillings? You guys hear it too… right?? It’s nice to hear Prime Minister Churchhill’s voice coming in so clear and all the way from England too! Isn’t it lovely this time of year? _sigh_ Those martian bastards would like to be here…see… they don’t even have a spring on Mars…too badddd sooo saddd…I don’t feel sorry for the little gray bastards…not one bit…I don’t even think they have any sex organs…at least none I have seen…how the hell do you suppose they reproduce? Whitley Streiber or whatever the hell his name is crazier than me… ( skipping off humming a tune…happy happy joy joy) 😛 * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/5 "2000-04-15T21:40:00Z")
Damnit I thought we were gonna keep this quiet… _keeps his back to the wall and sidesteps toward the door as aha talks to himself_ …hhmmm hhmmm hmmm… nothing! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/6 "2000-04-15T21:50:00Z")
**B\_line12** (Casdave Looks through window waving doorkey) Looking for **this** Heh Heh! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/7 "2000-04-15T22:03:00Z")
Whom do you think is the aha mentioned in the song "They’re coming to take me away \*\*aha \*\* …They’re coming to take me away he he. huh? ( pointing to self with thumb) Right here baby… * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/8 "2000-04-16T00:01:00Z")
I think he’s wonderful, like a breath of fresh air. Sometimes. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/9 "2000-04-16T00:09:00Z")
## \<\<\<_don’t spread this around, but I happen to know he’s having a “relationship” with a widowed goose_ “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/10 "2000-04-16T00:45:00Z")
Exhibit A: “Froggy went a-courtin’ and he didn’t ride…\_\_\_\_\_” \<— Who do you think they’re referring to?? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/11 "2000-04-16T02:52:00Z")
Notthe: > [@](#): > > don’t spread this around, but I happen to know he’s having a “relationship” with a widowed goose. I don’t know \*hoonnk \* where you \* honnnnnk! \* 'scuse me…errr got that information but it \* honnnnnnnk \* just ain’t so. Ultress: ## Ohhhhh you sweetie pah. One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/12 "2000-04-16T15:42:00Z")
I like mentally unstable people. Some of his posts are a bit like, not fresh air, but fresh farts 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/13 "2000-04-16T15:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PunditLisa: > \*\*Exhibit A: “Froggy went a-courtin’ and he didn’t ride…\_\_\_\_\_” \<— Who do you think they’re referring to?? > > \*\* Pundit: Geezzz seems that a guy can’t even get close to his goose these days without the rumour mill crankin up, and you dear are the cranker!! * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/14 "2000-04-16T15:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by handy: > **I like mentally unstable people. Some of his posts are a bit like, not fresh air, but fresh farts 🙂** Handy: Define fresh farts. * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shhhhh-i-think-aha-might-be-mentally-unstable/16013/15 "2000-04-16T15:55:00Z")
I must admit, he does make me laugh, in a how-the-hell-did-he-fool-the-shrink-and-weasel-his-way-out-of-the-asylum sort of way. 😃 PS: Love the sig line, **aha**!