# Shia LaBeouf arrested at performance of Cabaret on Broadway

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 27, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780 "2014-06-27T14:57:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/1 "2014-06-27T14:57:07Z")

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[Shia LaBeouf Escorted Out of CABARET in Handcuffs](http://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Breaking-News-Shia-LaBeouf-Escorted-Out-of-CABARET-in-Handcuffs-20140626#.U62EO87_o-B)

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> ABC News has reported that “LaBeouf, 28, was smoking inside the theater and engaging in other disruptive behavior, police said. When he was asked to leave, he refused and then threatened the officers and people on the sidewalk outside. He was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and one count of criminal trespassing.”

And it gets better. At the police station, officers had to [put him in a face mask](http://pagesix.com/2014/06/26/shia-labeouf-arrested-for-disorderly-conduct/) because he was spitting at them.

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> Troublemaking actor Shia LaBeouf went berserk in the audience at the Broadway musical “Cabaret” Thursday night and was hauled off in handcuffs to a station house — where he told cops, “I’ll f–k you up,” called an officer a “f-g,” and was muzzled with a face mask for spitting, sources said.
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> The “Nymphomaniac” star was slapping people on the behind and in the back of the head while smoking at around 9:30 p.m. in the Studio 54 theater, according to law-enforcement sources.

According to those at the theatre, he was smoking a joint.

Mental disorder? Rehab? WTF?

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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/2 "2014-06-27T15:02:40Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> [Shia LaBeouf Escorted Out of CABARET in Handcuffs](http://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Breaking-News-Shia-LaBeouf-Escorted-Out-of-CABARET-in-Handcuffs-20140626#.U62EO87_o-B)
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> And it gets better. At the police station, officers had to [put him in a face mask](http://pagesix.com/2014/06/26/shia-labeouf-arrested-for-disorderly-conduct/) because he was spitting at them.
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> According to those at the theatre, he was smoking a joint.
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> Mental disorder? Rehab? WTF?

Desperate need for attention.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/3 "2014-06-27T15:14:04Z")

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He had a drunken arrest for being disorderly at a Walgreens here in Chicago several years ago while here filming Transformers or something. He’s a spoiled brat.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/4 "2014-06-27T15:19:19Z")

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Put him in a cell with Justin Bieber and tell them “last _man_ standing gets a popsicle.”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/5 "2014-06-27T15:19:44Z")

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Reports on the radio here in New York says he was unwashed and easily mistaken for a homeless and was not acting “high” so much as “buttfuck insane”.

O.K., the quotes may be misleading as no one interviewed used the exact words ‘butfuck insane’ but the sentiment holds.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/6 "2014-06-27T15:27:29Z")

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Life is a Cabaret, old chum,  
Come to the Cabaret.

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/7 "2014-06-27T15:48:11Z")

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If I wanted to see a Shia escorted in handcuffs, I’d go to Iraq!

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/8 "2014-06-27T15:51:32Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> According to those at the theatre, he was smoking a joint.

Pot hasn’t made anybody act \*that \*crazy since _ **Reefer Madness** _.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/9 "2014-06-27T18:24:03Z")

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He’s bringing shame on the Huxtable clan!

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/10 "2014-06-27T18:47:45Z")

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Wrong LaBeouf. Especially considering the LaBeouf on **The Cosby Show** was a woman.

And African-American.

And apparently her name was spelled Le Beauf.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/11 "2014-06-27T19:00:33Z")

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My favorite part:

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> One police source said the actor smelled terrible and lied about being in the Army.

(Laughing) “What?!”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/12 "2014-06-27T19:22:59Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> My favorite part:
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> (Laughing) “What?!”

“Hey, Indiana Jones is my Dad! Unhand me, or he’ll get you with his whip!”

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/13 "2014-06-27T20:24:36Z")

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IANAD, etc. but some of this behavior sounds like symptoms of schizophrenia.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/14 "2014-06-27T21:29:35Z")

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> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#):
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> IANAD, etc. but some of this behavior sounds like symptoms of schizophrenia.

Yep, I’m more inclined to be sympathetic and worry about him than take pleasure and accuse him of a “desperate need for attention”.

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**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/15 "2014-06-27T22:34:31Z")

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If I lost Carey Mulligan to a folk singer, I’d go a little crazy.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/16 "2014-06-28T01:52:32Z")

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> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#):
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> IANAD, etc. but some of this behavior sounds like symptoms of schizophrenia.

IANAS, but I’m itching to remove 7 inches of Shia’s small bowel.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/17 "2014-06-28T01:59:45Z")

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Just wait, soon he’ll steal someone else’s rap sheet and claim he committed far better crimes.

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/18 "2014-06-28T03:23:43Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Wrong LaBeouf. Especially considering the LaBeouf on **The Cosby Show** was a woman.
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> And African-American.
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> And apparently her name was spelled Le Beauf.

And she had true grit.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/19 "2014-06-28T04:03:48Z")

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> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#):
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> IANAD, etc. but some of this behavior sounds like symptoms of schizophrenia.

Not substance abuse? I have no idea about Shia LeBeouf, but this kind of behavior sounds to me like alcohol or drugs or both.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shia-labeouf-arrested-at-performance-of-cabaret-on-broadway/691780/20 "2014-06-28T04:23:50Z")

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He has become such a Beoufhead.

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