# Shirley's Doper Poll Question du Jour: Things that make you poop

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771 "2001-10-31T19:50:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771/41 "2001-11-02T18:30:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> \*\* . . . a trip to either a book store or library. \*\*

And I thought I was the only one. It’s downright eerie.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771/42 "2001-11-02T18:44:29Z")

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I just thought I’d stick [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=14198) in here for kicks. I’d never heard of menstrual cups until **Shirley Ujest** mentioned them above.

As for me, coffee and a cigarette does it for me. I’m a morning pooper although the time varies. Sometimes I can do it at home before I leave the house at 7:00 and other times I’ll be forced to poop at work around 8:30 or 9:00. And _any_ kind of fruit juice makes me go too. I have to be careful with that stuff. And grape juice turns my poop green!

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771/43 "2001-11-02T20:57:28Z")

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Talking on the telephone often makes me feel the urge. Apparently it’s something about the standing around that does it.

I don’t smoke or drink coffee, and I rarely drink caffeinated drinks (less than one per week).

For those with a score card, I usually poop twice a day. Yes, that’s right.

Eating lots of sugar tends to make me constipated (and makes the poop sludgy eeewww). On the other hand, apple juice works wonders for making you go!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771/44 "2001-11-02T23:39:22Z")

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> Big steaming bowl of broccoli cheese soup. Must be the fiber in the broccoli. Will clean ya right out, next morning.

Either that or the cheese. Does it to me every time.  
[sub]Nice to know I can trust you guys enough to share this information with you. I _can_ trust you, right? Right?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shirleys-doper-poll-question-du-jour-things-that-make-you-poop/90771/45 "2001-11-03T04:30:20Z")

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I can’t really think of any particular FOOD, but I’ve noticed that whenever I go down to the basement to find something, I always have to stop my search and go back upstairs to the washroom. Same with chem lab. Set everything up, and by then I just HAVE to go! Funny, cuz it only seems to happen in **anal** ytical chemistry :eek:.

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