# Shit Happens! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781 "2000-01-06T12:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/41 "2000-01-07T15:17:00Z")
holy shit! {heading BACK to the batthroom, for yet another mouth warshin!} * * * † Jon † Phillipians 4:13 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/42 "2000-01-07T15:51:00Z")
If I might tweak Navigator’s post a litte: The Pope: Holy shit! * * * Vulcans: Infinite Shit in Infinite Combinations. Republicans: Keep the government out of our shit! Democrats: Every shit has the right to government support! Ross Perot: Any fool knows a lobster can’t shit in a snowstorm! Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Marxism: Shit according to your abilities and eat according to your needs. communism: your shit is the _people’s_ shit. The Zhou Dynasty: The Mandate of Heaven states that your shit is mine. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/43 "2000-01-14T09:18:00Z")
Cartesianism: I Shit, therefore I am. Just had to get that one in. As you were. * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/44 "2000-01-14T16:38:00Z")
Dr. Johnson, when sober or pissed Was often heard to insist Letting out a great fart– “Yes, I follow Descartes: I stink, therefore I exist.” – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/45 "2000-01-14T16:39:00Z")
P.S. Capitalism: Keep your hands off my shit. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/46 "2000-01-15T03:51:00Z")
Quakers: let us continue calmly in spite of this shit. Ross Perot: This chart clearly shows that shit happens. It’s that simple. Islam (Suni): Shi’ites happen. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/47 "2000-01-15T07:22:00Z")
😃 Ayatollah not to step in that Shi’ite! 😃 * * * “And on the eighth day, God Created beer to prevent the Irish from taking over the Earth.” _~SNOOGANS~_ ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/48 "2000-01-15T07:32:00Z")
Wow, all this shit is hard to take in in one reading. Makes me kind of dizzy. I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/49 "2000-01-15T17:13:00Z")
Men: If a man shits in the woods, and there’s not a woman there to see it, does it have an odor? Women: We don’t shit, we eliminate. * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781/50 "2000-01-16T06:40:00Z")
Trekkies/Trekkers: To boldly shit where no one has shat before! Star Wars fan: Let the -(no, too easy). I’ve got a _bad_ feeling about this shit. Babylon 5 fan: Our shit happens better. MST3K fan: Is Shatner in this shit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-happens/12781.md?page=2)