# Shit honey I love you this much. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773 "2010-02-12T20:37:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/1 "2010-02-12T20:37:29Z")
[Farmer makes half-mile wide heart from manure](http://www.albertleatribune.com/news/2010/feb/11/farmer-makes-half-mile-wide-heart-manure/) This doesn’t surprise me. You might as well do something creative with what you have when you can. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/2 "2010-02-12T20:46:37Z")
Well, _I_ think it’s beautiful! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/3 "2010-02-12T21:24:33Z")
Aww. He loves the shit out of her! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/4 "2010-02-12T21:59:43Z")
Oh crap he really cares. Now where is that shit eating grin… 😃 There it is. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/5 "2010-02-13T00:32:08Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Well, _I_ think it’s beautiful! I got that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/6 "2010-02-13T00:52:56Z")
He’s got the right shit. I’m sure they both have shit from the past that they still carry but are willing to be cleansed in front of god and are willing to find new shit together. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/7 "2010-02-13T02:25:28Z")
“Honey, remember the year I gave you Shit for Christmas?” “Yeah…” “And you complained about it?” “Uh huh…” " Well…I took it to the next level. Look out the window." ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/8 "2010-02-13T02:29:28Z")
It’s a nice way to lay the lawn sausage before giving her his… ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-honey-i-love-you-this-much/528773/9 "2010-02-13T18:44:56Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > “Honey, remember the year I gave you Shit for Christmas?” > > “Yeah…” > > “And you complained about it?” > > “Uh huh…” > " Well…I took it to the next level. Look out the window." She actually claims to like her Valentine’s Day “gift.”