# Shit my dad says: best thing on twitter **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466 "2009-09-09T20:23:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/21 "2009-09-10T19:10:17Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I like this one, too - always full of uplifting sayings. [YouLookGreat.](http://twitter.com/YouLookGreat) HA! thanks ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/22 "2009-09-10T19:47:53Z")
This was great- it actually convinced me to sign up for a twitter account just to get these posts by him. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/23 "2009-09-11T03:00:14Z")
> [@Promethea](#): > > For some reason, I can’t help but read the dad’s utterances in the voice of the late Lawrence Tierney. Not Kurtwood Smith? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/24 "2009-09-11T03:18:59Z")
Okay, NOW they’re in the voice of Kurtwood Smith. Dumbass. (They’re funny because I’m not related to him. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Promethea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Promethea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Promethea)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/25 "2009-09-11T04:56:39Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Not Kurtwood Smith? Heh. I see what you mean. But nah, sticking with Lawrence. Specifically as Bart’s store detective nemesis from the Simpson’s shopliftting episode. (“If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.” ) I also am going to sign up to Twitter just to get these posts, btw. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/26 "2009-09-16T15:59:13Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > Yes, it is your future. > > :: said while using car keys to dig at ear wax:: Oh my gosh. That’s my favorite thing for ear digging. It works great. I guess the future’s settled. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466/27 "2009-09-16T16:30:55Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > So old man + lots of swearing = funny? > > Huh. taking notes for retirement? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-my-dad-says-best-thing-on-twitter/509466.md?page=1)