# Shit on the floor, shit on the toilet seat, shit on the walls, it's like a real shitstorm! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 19, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-on-the-floor-shit-on-the-toilet-seat-shit-on-the-walls-its-like-a-real-shitstorm/722952 "2015-06-19T15:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 21
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-on-the-floor-shit-on-the-toilet-seat-shit-on-the-walls-its-like-a-real-shitstorm/722952/21 "2015-06-20T16:05:03Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Can anyone medical or otherwise experienced explain how someone able to reach a toilet, no matter how feeble or constricted in movement, could have a bowel condition that would create such explosive spattering… and without apparently fouling themselves past what they can clean up with a little TP? As to _how_, I don’t really know and I’m not sure I want to; but **Billy Rubin** , the OP of the “prehensile rectum” thread I linked to earlier, offered this explanation: > [@Another bathroom etiquette memo: Do you have a prehensile rectum?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/another-bathroom-etiquette-memo-do-you-have-a-prehensile-rectum/75367/17): > > This morning, privately, I confronted Mr. Fuckwicket. As nicely as possible. Apparently he does use, perhaps overuse, laxatives. He feels that if his digestive tract has anything in it he’ll immediately begin to get fat, and he can’t stand fat. So he shits like the exhaust of a jet engine. No Crohn’s nor other physical illness. > > He hates it when the water from the toilet splashes up on him so he sits way forward on the seat and leans over so he doesn’t get splashed. Hence, the spray all over the crapper, and everything else. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shit-on-the-floor-shit-on-the-toilet-seat-shit-on-the-walls-its-like-a-real-shitstorm/722952)._