# Shitterelli Scumbags Trying to Steal the Election in NJ

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [November 4, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571 "2025-11-04T16:25:06Z")
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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/1 "2025-11-04T16:25:06Z")

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We now have suddenly lots of bomb threats in NJ at the polling places where Democrats have majorities.

Fuck Trump and his ugly faced French Tickler, Shitterelli.

> **[Bomb threats force closures at some New Jersey polling places](https://newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats-force-closures-at-some-new-jersey-polling-places)**
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> Paterson Mayor Andre Sayegh said polling sites at School 2 and School 10 in Paterson were shut down after threats were received.

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/2 "2025-11-04T16:46:57Z")

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[![](https://media.tenor.com/DJgzJT9Ey6kAAAAM/pikachu.gif) ](https://media.tenor.com/DJgzJT9Ey6kAAAAM/pikachu.gif)

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### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/3 "2025-11-04T18:09:59Z")

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I find it amazing that the Shitterelli name has been around for generations, and nobody got fed up enough with the snide remarks and changed it by a letter or two.

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/4 "2025-11-04T18:11:52Z")

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Maybe they trademarked the smell?

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### Author: ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/5 "2025-11-04T18:56:12Z")

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🎶 Shitterelli…you’re as lovely as your name 🎶

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### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/6 "2025-11-04T20:16:02Z")

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When I first saw the thread title I thought, “okay, what’s his _real_ name?” 😀

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/7 "2025-11-04T21:48:24Z")

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Jack Ciattarelli… pronounced “Shittarelli”…

“You don’t know Jack Shit? He’s Trump’s best friend…”

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### Author: ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/8 "2025-11-04T22:13:05Z")

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Breaking news: a 14 year old has been arrested in connection with at least one of the threats.

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shitterelli-scumbags-trying-to-steal-the-election-in-nj/1024571/9 "2025-11-05T02:22:43Z")

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Is he saying it’s a ‘prank’ or is because of parental / political / religious / genetic defectiveness? Well, he’s a juvenile, so without a court order I guess we’ll never know.

If only someone somehow had an ‘in’ with the Jamesburg Juvenile Correction Facility…