# Shocking, Disturbing Restaurant Assault Vid: Woman Allegedly Beaten Into a Seizure As Employees Laug

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 22, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398 "2011-04-22T20:05:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/181 "2011-04-25T17:07:29Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> I’m waiting for the two purveyors of racial justice (Rev.s Sharpton and Jackson) to weigh in on this!😕

No, but your post is. For that matter, your entire pathetic life is.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/182 "2011-04-25T19:32:44Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> I like all the tough guy keyboard commentators. Here’s what happens if you help a stranger in a fight:
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> 1. they beat you up instead
> 2. her friends laughing and egging them on and taping it beat you into a coma
> 3. you get stabbed
> 4. you get shot

There were times when I did get involved. I’m still around. Sometimes you just have to just do what is right and to hell with the “noise” and the bull.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/183 "2011-04-25T19:51:42Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> I’m waiting for the two purveyors of racial justice (Rev.s Sharpton and Jackson) to weigh in on this!😕

Why? What did race have to do with it?

It may have been motivated by bigotry, but it wasn’t racial bigotry.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/184 "2011-04-26T02:27:03Z")

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Since one of the girls is 14, can she be charged with a felony in Maryland?

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**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/185 "2011-04-26T06:59:59Z")

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> [@bengangmo](#):
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> Eer…so by this reasoning I can use the ladies changing room next time I go swimming just by repeating “I am a lady”?

Are you living as a woman 24/7? No? Then obviously not.

Let’s not be ridamndiculous. The point is that there isn’t\*\*\* A\*\*\* surgery. There is no such thing as pre-op versus post-op where one magically confers the status of woman on someone and those who haven’t reached that magic threshold can’t be recognized as women socially _or_ legally. The “standards” vary by geography, which boil down to no standard at all.

People have a right to self-determination and self-identification. If someone says that they _identify_ as a woman (not that on a given day that they’re\* dressed\* like a woman) then that’s who they are.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/186 "2011-04-26T07:11:50Z")

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> [@tumbleddown](#):
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> Are you living as a woman 24/7? No? Then obviously not.
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> Let’s not be ridamndiculous. The point is that there isn’t\*\*\* A\*\*\* surgery. There is no such thing as pre-op versus post-op where one magically confers the status of woman on someone and those who haven’t reached that magic threshold can’t be recognized as women socially _or_ legally. The “standards” vary by geography, which boil down to no standard at all.
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> People have a right to self-determination and self-identification. If someone says that they _identify_ as a woman (not that on a given day that they’re\* dressed\* like a woman) then that’s who they are.

😃 That’s a bit different.  
And yes - I was just plucking hairs.

I fully understand that it’s a process, and the key identifier (at least in the first instance) is how someone self identifies. Living as a woman, wants to be a woman = a woman (iin most cases) in my book.

But I don’t think it’s helpful just to say “she said she’s a woman, so end of story” - it’s a little more complex than that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-disturbing-restaurant-assault-vid-woman-allegedly-beaten-into-a-seizure-as-employees-laug/579398/187 "2011-05-01T22:22:43Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> This here was a real dick post.

> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Not if it’s been surgically removed.

I thought it wasn’t actually _removal_ as such, more of a _reconfiguration_ thing, involving some internal tissue excision, followed by turning the member inside-out to convert it into a vagina.

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